There have been allegations of several mysterious 'abductions' of gaming hobbyists, all of them allegedly having as their one link that they are members of the Egosoft game company's internet forums. Making this story even stranger is the fact that the people themselves still seem to be active on those forums. One forumite, who didn't wish to be identified, said that there was speculation on the forum that the activity was due to androids posing as the missing gamers.
A spokesman for Egosoft stated: "We can neither confirm nor deny these rumours, nor can we give a release date for the upcoming release of X:Rebirth." We also corresponded with one of the alleged 'missing' gamers, Xfan99999, who responded: "I can neither confirm nor deny that I am an android, nor can I either confirm or deny that the real Xfan99999 is locked in a secret dungeon under the Egosoft headquarters."
Taking a subtle hint from the correspondence with this alleged android, we approached some residents who live in the vicinity of the Egosoft HQ, and several reported strange 'screams of ecstasy', as if they were being 'forced to play an as yet unreleased game before everyone else that happened to be very good, 24 hours a day', was an example one resident claimed, which was quickly echoed by the others.
The police have been strangely silent about this incident, and after a request for a statement, a spokesman responded "These allegations are clearly nonsensical. It would be a waste of police resources to respond to such a ridiculous scenario." When asked about the mysterious happenings at Egosoft HQ, the spokesman replied that "We can neither confirm nor deny that we have investigated Egosoft, nor can we confirm or deny that they made us sign NDAs after we visited them."
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:EDIT: had to make it slightly special, after all it's the 1000th post in this thread.
