Rolk's last words to his adoring boron race

khaakbaiter · Post by **khaakbaiter** » Wed, 14. Feb 07, 13:12

Before rolk crashed into an asteroid what were his last words?
I think it went something like this "My dear boron I have to leave you all take good care of queen Atreus and..." but what do you think were Rolk's last words?

Captain Chris sTc · Post by **Captain Chris sTc** » Thu, 15. Feb 07, 00:19

Oh SHIT!!!!!!

Syndrome · Post by **Syndrome** » Thu, 15. Feb 07, 01:00

In a typical, "proper" english accent: "Oh dear chaps, I believe we are going to crash into an asteroid. Please excuse me, I wet myself."

Graaf · Post by **Graaf** » Sun, 18. Feb 07, 11:34

AAAAAAAAARRGHH!!!

mk1-orion · Post by **mk1-orion** » Sun, 18. Feb 07, 12:50

don't forget... she's got a fat ass and needs plenty of room on your ship ?

ezra-r · Post by **ezra-r** » Mon, 19. Feb 07, 15:56

...dont forget to fead the fish?

radarhazard · Post by **radarhazard** » Sat, 3. Mar 07, 12:08

... So long and thanks for all the fish?...

Admiral-Dyroi · Post by **Admiral-Dyroi** » Mon, 5. Mar 07, 14:26

... So long and thanks for all the fish?...

Haha i actually just got done watching that movie...again.

I bet he wishes he had an improbability drive,turn the astroid into a cotton ball

Rolk:Drat I forgot my towel.../splat

Remmick · Post by **Remmick** » Sun, 13. May 07, 21:02

Who needs colision avoidance? OH DAMN!!!

khaakbaiter · Post by **khaakbaiter** » Sun, 13. May 07, 21:16

whats that?

Imagine having that improbability drive
then you arrive in a xenon sector oh ****!

Remmick · Post by **Remmick** » Sun, 13. May 07, 21:22

collision avoidance is what stops your ship from destroying (or ending up as debris on) another ship or an asteroid/station, it stops the AP from hitting things

khaakbaiter · Post by **khaakbaiter** » Sun, 13. May 07, 21:51

nidkilla · Post by **nidkilla** » Mon, 21. May 07, 15:25

"Its a twap!!"

Remmick · Post by **Remmick** » Mon, 21. May 07, 15:27

your actions defy our peaceful nature, stop destroying me or we will be forced to attack.
wait, this isn't working, DAMN!

khaakbaiter · Post by **khaakbaiter** » Mon, 21. May 07, 15:28

twap?
what twap?

Remmick · Post by **Remmick** » Mon, 21. May 07, 15:29

That's no moon, that's an imperial space st...
imperials sire? what are they?
ok... it's just an asteroid...
*BOOM*

khaakbaiter · Post by **khaakbaiter** » Mon, 21. May 07, 15:37

Feel the wrath of the imperial mint!
Its minty freshness covers bad odours!

Khaak_Hammer · Post by **Khaak_Hammer** » Tue, 22. May 07, 00:18

"Damn I wish I had three eyes right nooooooooo"SSSSSPLAT

moggy2 · Post by **moggy2** » Tue, 22. May 07, 06:03

two fish in a tank.
Rolk says to the other "who's driving this thing?"

khaakbaiter · Post by **khaakbaiter** » Tue, 22. May 07, 09:28

(THIS IS MEANT TO BE FUNNY)
Priest duke Xaar walks into a chip shop and say's "I'll take a madium rolk and large scruffins please oh and don't forget the mushy soya!
Split say We run out of soya!
Paranid does not wish to come back to here again!
SPLIT NOW GIVE YOU.... Rolk and scruffin!
paranid ask how much is feast?
Split say..... 100.... credits....
Paranid say okay
Split say we have deal...

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Rolk's last words to his adoring boron race

Rolk's last words to his adoring boron race