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sweetpants.

Meanwhile, Apothos taking the pee out of RW stuck in the airlock, and kept threatening to pull the lever, until The Rock...
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... pulled down the zip of his ...
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the zip of his spacesuit and took it off, unwittingly hanging the suit on the Airlock lever.

Under the intense weight of the spacesuit, the lever was pulled down.

Inside the airlock, Roger Wilco.....
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the second met a similar fate to his predecessor. In the meantime ...
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The Remaining Flibblets painfully aware of the impending soberness facing them did something truly awful to insure drinks were bought for them...
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they did an impromptu rendition of the ancient mariner, and were just about to recite the entire script of the Waltons when ...
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...a very annoyed Zabre stuck all except one fliblet into a blender added a shot of cheap space fuel and handed the New drink to the last fliblet who...
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...threw it into the 900Lb Boron's Mouth

the boron was still standing, but looked incredibly dizzy until....
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Lord Vader slipped on a ...
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over on a small slippery puddle of Nostrop leaking from a container.

To this, Lord Vader....
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was heard to say - now whos laughing, this crash helmet has just saved my life. He then .
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picked himself up, went over to steel, and stole a pair of Sweetpants out of his hand. Enraged by this act of theft, Steel.....
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..saw The Rock walking through the door battered and bruised but still Great.

The Rock looked around and said "OK Gabronis. Partys over"

He looked for the first victim for his Smackdown and spied Gary Bolton whimpering in a corner but he proceeded to...
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Pace the room, looking for RW who had recently departed before The Rock showed up, so after half an hour of doing this,
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Post by General Antilles »

..they're interrupted by Meltdown, who bursts into the room with a kitten in each hand, shouting "Death awaits ye all! way nasty big pointy teeth!", causing everyone else to..
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that the flibbles wernt quite so bad after all.......
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Post by Gandalf The White »

Causing everybody else to go to the bar and order milk for tha cats!!! Then, the Rock,
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layed tghe smaxckdown on a veryh drunk CG

who in return...
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..passed him a beer for himself being drunk as well. Meanwhile LV dropped his kegs and showed them to..
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grimm, who...

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