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New Board, New Bar Fight

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Walking into the bar, I notice Apothos sitting in the corner, with lap top, spilling his beer on the keyboard. Stinkin drunk.......
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...reading the new x forum \o/...
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He picks up his head, pukes on the guy next to him, who just happens to be in a skirt. Take a guess who it is.
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Grimm stood up with a puzzled expression in his face and said while removing his bra: "We are not amused" and started to.......

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and started to touch Apothos in a inappropriate way. Apothos slaps, Grimm, who liked it.....
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..but Apothos was far more interested in the fair maiden who had just entered the bar...
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Post by Commander Jamieson »

....and liked what she seen and wanted more while exposing her white......

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razor sharp fangs and morphed into a rather large and powerful(yet strangely still attractive) looking creature. Which roared and lept towards...
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Post by Commander Jamieson »

...... and lept towards a sullen looking Commander Gold who had about nine too many.........
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Post by General Antilles »

..about nine too many west coast coolers, which he bought with money he bumed off...
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...which he bummed off an extremely pissed off Sir Alen, who burst through the door brandishing his broadsword and in full armor. "Commander!" he bellowed, "As thou hast failed to repay mine kindness, thou must now..."
Legitimate Businessman. Honest.
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.....do something to CJ in a most inappropriate manner...
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... so CJ strolls up to Goldo and says...
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Just as CJ was about to say something, he got a tap on the sholder. He turned around to se...
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...Vader! With his full kit on, mask and all! He lowered his lightsaber and said: "CJ, I am..."
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CG's true master! He is mine!!! With that, CG got up, looked at vader and...
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..looked at vader and said "My god man thats a terrible affliction you have there you need to go see a .....
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Post by Gandalf The White »

someone about a face lift!!! lol
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when a voice was heard from behind the bar saying "failing that I've got a new bin round here"
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Post by Lucrativus »

to which Vader replied, "you don't need one, use my helmet there's nothing inside it"
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