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Sir Alen wrote:....Suddenly, Roger Wilco began stamping his feet in a tantrum and started shouting "I wanna look through the round window, I wanna look through the round window..!!!" but CG looked sternly at him and said....
see that thing over there that says "Airlock" - go inside, there is the most precious round window in the whole universe in there,

so foolishly, RW ventured into the airlock as Grimm.....
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closed the door, sealing RW inside.

Suddenly the bar door flew open, the whole bar went quiet as a man wearing a kilt walked in.

The man was MM, who climbed up onto the bar and produced his new flashpack

Grimm looked round and.....
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and watched RW implode and expell splatters of a thousand boyent liquid blobules which quickly turned into shiney crystaline pebbles which further exploded into a balistic array of shimmiring dust as his carcase drifted in its twisted form bound for a collision course to with the nearest gravital body.

RW's carcase building up an infinate volocity cannoned into an asteroid sending the asteroid and the twisted cadaaver that was once possessed by the escence of RW spun out of control the collision send splinters of calcium into the deep legions of space hurtling like shards of shattered Champaine glass after a drunken bar flurry toward the Trance pumpin flashing, floating bar packed with the shocked and some bamboozled by the brilliant show faces planted against the windows.

MadForce sat back into in the corner his hand slapped against his forehead in disbelief of the current events and the fact that it had gone on for 13 pages.

Then...
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MadForce counting the postings, which now totaled to 203.

So with a 14 page Bar Brawl and 203 posts, MadForce announced that .....
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MadForce Announces "I am a lesbian trapped inside a post-op tranvestite body ! with the inability to count coz I have been Lobotemiiiiiized" and with that he throws back to CG who suggests.....
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he really needed another drink, as he was still too sober to join in. So stood ...
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At the bsar with a large wad of currency weighting to buy a space fuel coctail!
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and was suckered into buying four thousand flibbles a ...
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A Space Fuel Super Duelucks!!!
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Complete with complementry NUT!
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:lol: It cost millios more than the others because it comes fully equipped with a life time supply ofsalvage insurance!!! :lol:
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And as all the fliblets suddenly edrunk their drinks and then fell to the floor, they understood why! And they said Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters were bad!!!
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But then again, fliblets haven't got a brain that can be "smashed out with a large lemon rapped round a large gold brick!!!" lol
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But the Doctor has and the Flibbles began to attack him in a drunken frenzy......
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Post by ~Lonowski~ »

once they realized it the bar was almost out of 'flibbleineken' :lol:

they retreated for more sustainance
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.....by breaking into Grimms SpaceFuel supply, enraged at this affrontery Grimm....
Knock knock. Who's there? Zerg Rushhhhhhhhhhhh!
"Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast" - Ace Rimmer
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went mad
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Post by RustiSwordz »

..Burning the Fliblets with a flamethrower, just then helge walked into the conflagration and the fire burnt all his hair off.

Helge then......
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... walked over to Steel and stole his wig ...
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who in turn stole Grimms....
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