New Board, New Bar Fight

[Mercenary]

stop kicking and look up and recieve the cocktail of beer in the

[Reverend_Vader]

corner of the bar, unknown to rusti it contained vaders lovepiss, he took a great big slurp and turned around to see the whole bar looking at him, what he said, "You never seen a man down a baileys before. A sllek black figure momentarily paused to before running into the spacedock to find...

[Deleted User]

...and then the words no bar fly ever wants to hear

"LAST CALL'

[Goldo]

but this bar was different

at the moment the last call was called, the whole bar went mad as CG grabbed one of his decks and threw it at the bar tender before everyone else attacked, but Lord Vader.....

[RustiSwordz]

was busy comparing his light sabre with rusti's sword and then.....

[Goldo]

Rusti's rusty sword crumbled away, just as the batterys in Lord Vader's torch died.

Meanwhile
Steel was sitting alone and decided.....

[RustiSwordz]

Commit suicide by putting his head into the exhaust of a Boron Eel fighter, but due to the weakness of the Boron technology all Steel got was a little singed, so he decided to.....

[Goldo]

take off his moderator crown, since it was protecting his head and shove his head up the exhaust of the Perseus captured yet again by Al

[Deleted User]

and suddenly, everyone looked at the moderator crown laying on the floor, shiney, sparkling with the jewels of the universe, wanting it, feeling its power......

[~Lonowski~]

.....Gary bolton stepped forward to sieze the crown , after a laughing fit the first to rebut was pjknibbs, who grabbed the first thing he saw (a fuzzy naval) and pummled Bolton over the head. In a frenzy to selfproclaim his new rights pj stooped down for the crown, but Sttel could never give up his title, as previously thought. As pj bent down Steel used the old hockey trick of pulling pj's shirt over his head, and began to beat him with every ounce of his being. once his appetite for destruction was appeased, he took his crown from pjs hands and said...

[Deleted User]

Nice "ab's" pj, I'll let you wear my crown for a while.

[cappedup]

.... if you promise to post something that might just be slightly incorrect within the next year..!! Refusing this as imopossible,PJK decided to kiss his best frind on the forum, gently on the neck. After 5 minutes he realised it was impossible to kiss your own neck so gave up. Instead he.....

[Sir Alen]

.....jammed the crown down firmly onto his own head, turned to Apothos and....

[Gandalf The White]

Mean while, The Devel was contribing a develish plan! He wanted to ...

[Sir Alen]

...see if he could manage to get a date with Grimm... He came slowly out of his corner, and headed towards.....

[KiwiNZ]

... the bar when ...

[Goldo]

Music filled the room, CG had obvious got yet another new deck

bottles were thrown at CG, so CG....

[KiwiNZ]

... successfully pulled one deck of Country and Western from the bottom of the stack to soothe the crowd, which initially did work until ...

[Sir Alen]

...Bat Outa hell came on - Meatloaf THEN.....

[KiwiNZ]

... at last CG's favourite, Britany Spears , really took the biscuit and LV flashed his sabre ...