Wan poy n't for was the saviour of the universe, he just did not know it yet, he ambled around his garden, thinking about his rose beds and wondering if his compost was degrading effectively.
And while he was supping his tea, which glistened in the bright sunshine a voice spoke out of no where:
"Wan poy n't for, your time has come"
"Eh?"
Said Wan poy n't for.
"Who are you and what d'ya mean"
Then the thundering voice spoke again:
"Wan poy n't for, the hordes are crying for you, your time has come, the universe must be saved"
Confused, alarmed and now covered in tea, Wan poy n't for stepped inside to see his wife and said,
"I'm just popping out dear, I'll be back by six"
"No you won't"
said his barmy wife, and she grabbed his arm and sat him down...
**********Tune in Next time to find out if Wan poy n't for will ever be released************
The mysterious tale of Wan poy n't for
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The mysterious tale of Wan poy n't for
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