The Litany of Profit

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GunFreak
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The Litany of Profit

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The Litany of Profit

Many hungerss, there to feed;
Profit isss, Profit isss...
Sspeed, musscle, 'Fuel, 'Weed;
Profit issss, Profit issss...
Teladi trade all, creditsss climb;
Profit isss, Profit isss...
Creditss life, creditss time;
Profit issss, Profit issss...
Mighty Ossprey, trimmed in gold;
Profit isss, Profit isss...
Fifty Ssplit sslavess in the hold;
Profit issss, Profit issss...
No pride fighting, only losss;
Profit isss, Profit isss...
Musst make gain at all cost;
Profit issss, Profit issss...
Racess classsh, ssupply each ssside;
Profit isss, Profit isss...
Creditss ebb, flow like tide;
Profit issss, Profit issss...
When war ragesss, Teladi sssigh;
Profit isss, Profit isss...
When war ceassess, Teladi cry;
Profit issss, Profit issss...
Life iss businesss, all know thiss;
Profit isss, Profit isss...
Profit issss life, profit issss...
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Post by GunFreak »

I wanted to make sure to thank FourFingers for the special request. :D
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Post by KiwiNZ »

:lol: nice one :thumb_up:
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Post by FourFingers »

WICKED!!

Absolute quality mate.. :lol:


Made me laugh, i can just see it being sung buy Teladi long haul traders.

Mind if i Put it in me story as a Teladi Ballad??
Need some poem type stuff to accenuate the more cultural side of Teladi on their homeworld. :D

keep em coming!
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Post by gerrythegremlin »

all honest teladi businesssspeeple now sssshhudder annd tremble at the harm done to their reputation.

ssssss - calamity - profitsss gained by honest trading will be damaged by wordsss of thisss pirate sssong - which should not be on the creative Universsse Forum, without a company profit health warning :P

gerrythegremlin.

pssst (whispers) where do I buy a copy of the cd? :lol:
dis is der 'orrible old baldy geezer wiv da bump on is ed
We were suspended in the void. Chapters 1-5
http://www.egosoft.com/x2/forum/viewtopic.php?t=31946
my reputation may be in the hands of others, yet my honour is my own. gerry the gremlin
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Post by GunFreak »

I guess the Profit Guild will have to take into consideration whether the author was Teladi, or of another race. If written by a Teladi, as a critique on Teladi culture, it may be an intraversion of one being's look at society. If written by a member of another race, or of the pirate presence, it could definitely be libel.

Judging from the economy of words used throughout, my guess is Teladi. Anyone else?

FF - if you want to use it, it's good by me. Just know you may have the Profit Guild hunting you for a cut!
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Post by gerrythegremlin »

GunFreak wrote:I guess the Profit Guild will have to take into consideration whether the author was Teladi, or of another race. If written by a Teladi, as a critique on Teladi culture, it may be an intraversion of one being's look at society. If written by a member of another race, or of the pirate presence, it could definitely be libel.

Judging from the economy of words used throughout, my guess is Teladi. Anyone else?

FF - if you want to use it, it's good by me. Just know you may have the Profit Guild hunting you for a cut!
Name/race of author = only question criminal act or act of war - fundamental rule of Teladi sssocity - never harm profitsss - Profit Guild not only Teladi - isss Bona Fide, Law Abiding Paranid/Ssssplit/Teladi Treaty Organisssation, dealsss with act of war.

Teladi Company is name of Teladi Racial Government Organisssation dealsss with internal profi infringementsss.

Ssssibilants of author sssuggest Teladi author, but am running pattern recognition equipment to determine true race of author :lol: profit opportunity here not to be missed! :D
dis is der 'orrible old baldy geezer wiv da bump on is ed
We were suspended in the void. Chapters 1-5
http://www.egosoft.com/x2/forum/viewtopic.php?t=31946
my reputation may be in the hands of others, yet my honour is my own. gerry the gremlin

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