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A brunet was jumping on a rail line shouting out 15 15 15 15, a blond walks by and says
"that looks fun can i try."
"sure"
as soon as the blond gets on the line a train runs her over. The brunet gets back on and says 16 16 16 16.

Old but funny :lol:
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no
"How very touching his meaningless death was. But this fight was never for mortals".
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ok. Just trying. :(
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xenon slayer wrote:ok. Just trying. :(
sorry man. didn't mean to sound so resounding..

just in that kinda mood..
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i get it all the time from my school, im fine with it.
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well let me know if you need The Rock to whoop some candy ass at your school. ( picking on schoolkids now :lol: )

jokes been rated anyway. :)
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thanks, ill get back to you on the ass whoping
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hey rock why is it fok who are reletively quiet get the promise of arse whooping and such old hands as me get no offers atall?????????????????? just asking, not pissede.... whhhooooooo!
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cappedup wrote:hey rock why is it fok who are reletively quiet get the promise of arse whooping and such old hands as me get no offers atall?????????????????? just asking, not pissede.... whhhooooooo!
hehe i guessed you been drinking from your earlier post..:lol:


so what would ole cappy like? :)
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hehe :wink:
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cappedup wrote:hey rock why is it fok who are reletively quiet get the promise of arse whooping and such old hands as me get no offers atall?????????????????? just asking, not pissede.... whhhooooooo!
are you saying im quiet, im not.
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Re: joke

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xenon slayer wrote:A brunet was jumping on a rail line shouting out 15 15 15 15, a blond walks by and says
"that looks fun can i try."
"sure"
as soon as the blond gets on the line a train runs her over. The blond gets back on and says 16 16 16 16.

Old but funny :lol:

sorry i dont understand :?
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are you blond :?
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:roll: sort of :roll:
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Post by Xenon_Slayer »

if you had 15 blonds run over and another was hit by a train how many would be dead :? :?: :? 16
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Spot the typo :lol:
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Post by Xenon_Slayer »

what typo, in my post or your sig.
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"A brunet was jumping on a rail line shouting out 15 15 15 15, a blond walks by and says
"that looks fun can i try."
"sure"
as soon as the blond gets on the line a train runs her over. The blond gets back on and says 16 16 16 16."
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Ahhh, wot wong wid it. :?
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Post by *Archangel* »

Should it not read:

A brunet was jumping on a rail line shouting out 15 15 15 15, a blond walks by and says "that looks fun can i try." "sure" as soon as the blond gets on the line a train runs her over. The brunet gets back on and says 16 16 16 16."

I mean if nothing else it's rather tricky to count out loud after getting run over by a train.
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