Meanwhile, enterprising atheists across 26 states have set up a business to care for the animal companions of any Christians who are selected to go to heaven when Jesus Christ comes back
And they claim to have already "259 clients, who have paid $135 for the first pet and $20 for each additional pet"
Blow the trumpet, warn the people
And leave your worldly possessions to anyone who's not interested in it.
I see it's become an international... campaign?
It's also made it into my list of incoming disasters
"But of that day and hour knoweth no one, not even the angels of heaven, neither the Son, but the Father only." (Matthew 24:36)
I take for granted what he said^, "this time".
It's been just a bit over an hour and a half since i first saw your post with THAT title and clicked on it in total fear. It has taken me this long to calm down enough to post without going batshit. It was some years ago in another forum while several of us were on that a person made a post with a similar title. The difference being they said in the post they were going to harm themselves. By the time we could get the police and site admin involved they had carried out their threat by the time the police got to them.
If i could right now i would 'FIGURATIVELY' (as in not really) kick you in the backside so hard you would be wearing it for a hat. PLEASE don't do that again. You scared the crap out of me!
It's been just a bit over an hour and a half since i first saw your post with THAT title and clicked on it in total fear. It has taken me this long to calm down enough to post without going batshit. It was some years ago in another forum while several of us were on that a person made a post with a similar title. The difference being they said in the post they were going to harm themselves. By the time we could get the police and site admin involved they had carried out their threat by the time the police got to them.
If i could right now i would 'FIGURATIVELY' (as in not really) kick you in the backside so hard you would be wearing it for a hat. PLEASE don't do that again. You scared the crap out of me!
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Mark,
I'm sorry about that (ok, maybe I am, maybe I'm not ) but I did say in the very first line that I was NOT going to end it all
Soooo ... yeah, I was naughty for using an attention grabbing thread title sorry
Meanwhile, enterprising atheists across 26 states have set up a business to care for the animal companions of any Christians who are selected to go to heaven when Jesus Christ comes back
This might be a rip-off.
As a chrstian (technically, anyway) I would first demand proof that said atheists are prepared to survive a world-destroying earthquake which will probably result in a good number of massive volcanic eruptions and a new ice age.
OTOH, maybe I should pay them to keep me as a pet if that works so well. Sounds like a workable solution.
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There is no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
Oh well, I'll go out with a bang then, as Im throwing a party Saturday night .
"But Peter said: 'I know that one day for me is like a thousand years.' So 4990 plus 7001 years (the equivalent of seven days) equals 2011," he explained.
Was that the one with the guy who said the world would end, thought he was the messiah and slept with about every woman in his group? Then was found wrong and arrested or something?
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EmperorJon wrote:Was that the one with the guy who said the world would end, thought he was the messiah and slept with about every woman in his group? Then was found wrong and arrested or something?
Why would anyone want to arrest him? Because he was wrong about the end of the world, or because he slept with the groupies?
Yeah, he was shagging a 15 year old girl and that's frowned upon.
I think once the date he'd set for the rapture had come and gone (Louis filmed the whole thing) he then said he'd been mistaken and that the date was actually some time in 2010. I wonder if he is the one who se this date on Saturday as well.
"Sticking feathers up your butt doesn't make you a chicken." - Tyler Durden
amtct wrote:I still don't know how these weirdos have money ...and it seems they have alot of money .
I think some crazy people have jobs
The followers all gave their worldly wealth to the cult. The men also had to agree that the leader/messiah had sexual rights to all the girlfriends, wives and daughters. The men in the cult were less enthusiastic than the girls so the old fella must have been pretty hot in the sack.
"Sticking feathers up your butt doesn't make you a chicken." - Tyler Durden
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