Hungry after dodging pirates all day? Can't be bothered to cook? Have zero sense of morality?
Then look no further!
Come along to Capt. Dick's
Krispy Fried Boron
Fast Food Shack!
Succulent pieces of real, freshly captured Boron. Battered vigorously, sliced, diced, really battered again and served with a range of delicious sides.
Just some of our mouth watering meals!
3 & 4 pcs Varied Meals & 10 Pcs Boron Buckets
Filleted Tentacle Burgers,
We even have our choose your own section with real live Baby Borons. Just pick your Baby Boron we catch it, partially stun it with ion disruptors, dip it in batter and flash fry it in one of our state of the art Plasma Burst generator ovens. It is then served hot and wriggling in under 5 mizuras!!
We even give a choice of batters, you can specify a light, moderate or a heavy battering for your Boron! All batters made to the Capt's secret recipe containing all 2170 secret ingredients!
Every meal comes with a selection of sides including: Split Fries, Boron Sucker Rings & Paranid Paranidia Mayo and Spacefly sauces!
All to take away!
Or
You can dine in one of our 50, non-smoking restaurants in Teladi, Split & Independent systems. Our plush dining lounges have fun and entertainments for all the family all fully shielded against reprisal attacks.
New: We now deliver straight to your airlock with our new delivery service! Our new fleet of fully maxxed Pegasus delivery ships will ensure a swift service anywhere in the Commonwealth!
Order a Boron Bucket and get a Brian the Bouncing Bobbing Boron toy with your meal. Absolutely free!
Disclaimer:
The Argon consider KFB to be a contraband item punishable with a 1,000,000 credit fine and life imprisonment.
The Borons consider the usage of Boron citizens as consumable food as a genocide war crime, punishable by death. We claim no responsibility for injury, death, torture or imprisonment while enjoying our meal.
Brian the Bouncing Bobbing Boron toy may contain small parts that will break off and is a definite choking hazard. The paint will rub off and cause blood poisoning.
KFB claim no responsibility if the meal begins to squirm and tries to escape, just ask the assistant for another meal and request a heavy battering.
All Borons are kept in humane conditions under Teladi import regulations 1766547#2887.6 until the time to kill them. KFB claims no responsibility for any distress caused due to the sound of agonized screaming coming from the kitchens.
Capt. Dick's is looking into opening resturants where spaceweed & spacefuel is permitted within Teladi & Independant systems. As well as a range of other beverages including Split wines, and Teladian ales.
So you can get fed, stoned and smashed all in one convenient location!
Disclaimer: KFB does not condone the piloting of space vehicles while intoxicated, throwing up over the cockpit interior may obscure your vision.
Do you really want to eat EVERY part of those fish people?
Yes we do supply whole Borons! Waste not want not! We also host coporate events and childrens parties, complete with a, special guest appearance by Brian the Bouncing Bobbing Boron himself!
We can supply whole Borons, our deep range fishing fleets (read heavily armed attack and retreval squads) can supply fresh whole Boron daily!
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