[warning] some jokes [warning]

[Xenon_Slayer]

my uncle e mailed these to me

Whats the difference between a girlfreind and a wife?
45 pounds

Whats the fastest way to a mans heart?
Through his chest with a knife.

Whats the difference between a husband and a dog?
after a year the dog is still exited to see you.

What do you call a smart blond?
A golden retriever.

What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?
A bingo machine.

Did you hear about the chinese couple who had a r******* baby?
They called it Sum Ting Wong.

[P88]

lol i like the last one

[monkman]

I like the second to last one.



Monkman

[Mr Flibble]

Another sicky joke.




























Gary Glitter, Pete Townsend, Mathew kelly and Jonathan King are planning a rock musical version of Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.

It's called Kiddy Kiddy Bang Bang.

Trouble is the four stars are all arguing as to which one of them will play the child snatcher......

Sorry sorry heard that one at work today.

[Snokid]

who are those people? [ external image ]

[Mr Flibble]

who are those people? [ external image ]

A lot of famous celebraties (in the UK at least) have been arrested in a world wide clampdown on child molestation and child porn.

In light of this, these evil sickos are now the butt of some very deserved bad jokes.

The Flibbles can think of worse than jokes for these charlie, uniform, november, tangos

[Xenon_Slayer]

More are to come. I just need to get the time.