Never ending story Freelancer!

Deleted User · Post by **Deleted User** » Fri, 17. Jan 03, 21:08

Slowly walking home dissapointed at X2 still not released, i reluctantly put the bloomin Freelancer CD in the Bloody CD rom .......................

silentWitness · Post by **silentWitness** » Fri, 17. Jan 03, 21:12

And watch as it fails to Install.. after ten hours on the phone to technical support I finally get someone on the line...

Snokid · Post by **Snokid** » Fri, 17. Jan 03, 21:17

Hello sir,
hello
first of all I need to know you're name... sir? I need to.. I need to know your name... ok that's a Mr. hands.... and so Mr. hands what's your ..Mr hands is your name Dutch?
no
ok so well what's you're problem? blah blah blah

ok are you sure you updated everything on your compter, this is a new release and it must be on your side, so go to OUR website and make sure everything is updated ok? after you do that then see if the problem pops bck up then come talk to me again ok? ok Mr. Hands...? thank you...

annoyed by this blabbering employee I...

silentWitness · Post by **silentWitness** » Fri, 17. Jan 03, 21:19

go to the bloody Freelancer Website and spend the next 8 days downloading the 87GB 'patch' for Freelaner and then procede to...

Deleted User · Post by **Deleted User** » Fri, 17. Jan 03, 21:19

Reconnect my joystick and

Mr Flibble · Post by **Mr Flibble** » Fri, 17. Jan 03, 21:21

beltched down the phone at him.

I then took the Freelancer CD and used it as an ashtray, wine glass place mat, frisbee, shaving mirror and object to vent out all of my anger, where funnily enough layered with dirt and strawberry jam i put it back into the computer were it actually installed, but then......

Post by **X-Warrior B AS** » Fri, 17. Jan 03, 21:21

...install the patch, only to find that it still doesn't work.

After much hesitation, I decide to call the helldesk again...

Snokid · Post by **Snokid** » Fri, 17. Jan 03, 21:25

Hello.? Hello Mr. Hands so is everything working fine?(obviously not since Im calling you) well um I m going ot put you on with one of our mcrosoffft side counterparet people(??) ok? **entrancing music plays and Bill gates echoes through the telephone wire to my head causing me to....

Mr Flibble · Post by **Mr Flibble** » Fri, 17. Jan 03, 21:28

puke........

Post by **X-Warrior B AS** » Fri, 17. Jan 03, 21:30

I instantly get my cd from the drive and throw it in the dustbin.

A bad thing to do, I should have broken it first, as soon after...

phleg · Post by **phleg** » Fri, 17. Jan 03, 21:32

...I brought it..........

silentWitness · Post by **silentWitness** » Fri, 17. Jan 03, 21:35

It flies back and fuses into the Cd drive never to be removed due to the palladium opperating system

Post by **X-Warrior B AS** » Fri, 17. Jan 03, 21:37

which I didn't want in the first place, but was forced upon me by the large hardware and software companies...

Mr Flibble · Post by **Mr Flibble** » Fri, 17. Jan 03, 21:38

who lick major Big Gates ass..........

Post by **X-Warrior B AS** » Fri, 17. Jan 03, 21:40

...hoping for a small share of the power they all hope he will get...

Snokid · Post by **Snokid** » Fri, 17. Jan 03, 21:41

although horrified by such a thought, it gives me the idea of asking Bill Gates to try how he finds his products... like windows os and freelancer....

He says "well I actually..."

Mr Flibble · Post by **Mr Flibble** » Fri, 17. Jan 03, 21:42

Steal them from the Boron cos you cant trust them.......

Snokid · Post by **Snokid** » Fri, 17. Jan 03, 21:43

and disoriented from such a stupid response that made no sense.... I shoved the cd ....

phleg · Post by **phleg** » Fri, 17. Jan 03, 21:50

up Gate's ass to serve him right for crappy games

Post by **X-Warrior B AS** » Fri, 17. Jan 03, 21:55

Unfortunately he then threatened to sue me if I didn't personally take it back again...

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Never ending story Freelancer!

Never ending story Freelancer!