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Latest News about the Boron! -Discover Magazine

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Boron gather by the thousands to spawn in what look like chaotic orgies. But that appearance is deceptive. A team of Argon biologists recently had a rare opportunity to study spawning Boron off the orbit of Kingdom End. They found that the tentacled couplings are anything but random. The mating behavior of the Lars, it turns out, is surprisingly complex and competitive.

Roger Hanlon of the Marine Biological Laboratory at The Hole, and other divers videotaped the spawning underwater. They also implanted radio tracking devices on some of the Boron that allowed them to track the Lars’ movements day and night. The researchers found that the Boron's behavior varied with their distance from shore. Offshore, away from the crowded orgy, isolated pairs apparently mate in a head-to- head position, and the male places a packet of sperm in a receptacle below the female’s mouth, where she can carry it for months. So if they meet that one special guy early on, they can hang on to his sperm, says Hanlon.

(yes thats a genuine artical...but ***modified*** :wink:)
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Post by Nyax »

Breaking news-

Roger Hanlon is now being sued by 56 seperate Boron citizens for Gross invasion of Privacy. The Boron Government is also considering demanding his extradition to the kingdom to stand trial for various crimes related to Vouyerism and the production of 'Objectionable Pornographic material'.

The case continues... :)
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lol

aren't there kids reading these forums?
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Can kids watch the nature channel, yes or no?
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Post by amtie »

Meanwhile, 1,000,000s of Boron immoralists have 'tuned' to the findings of Roger Hanlon. His video captures have been viewed over 10,000,000 times! One of the most popular videos to have been viewed was titled "The Boron 69".
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Post by Spaceweed Adict »

Special Argon Intelligance Report just in.

Classified:
TOP SECRET

Are sources have confirmed that Roger Hanlon is actually an undercover agent working for the Split secret service and his current location is aboard the Chelt Space Aquarium bata in Patriarch's Conclusion.

Further reports confirmed that theres more than just chelt meat being produced at these plants.

The Boron govenment has demanded that Roger Hanlon be be extradited immediatly to Atreus Headquarters for interigation on this matter.

Split authorities are strongly denying any part in such actions and have since broken all diplomatic relations with the Boron govenment.

Argon intelligance saterlites have confirmed that a large build up of Borron & split military forces in that area and the Argon govenment is advising all its civilion shipping to leave the area as soon as possible.

Further details will be forwarded as it comes in.

Anyone for a nice bowl of rastar (or is it Boron) soup. :fg:
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Creative fiction, not gameplay, so on to the proper forum.
Have a great idea for the current or a future game? You can post it in the [L3+] Ideas forum.

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Post by Stars_InTheirEyes »

Nanook wrote:Creative fiction, not gameplay, so on to the proper forum.
Actualy not 'Creative fiction' it is an genuine report from 'Discover' Magazine with some words substitued for others.

And description of the X-universe forum is
General discussions about the games by Egosoft including X-BTF, XT, X², X³: Reunion and X³: Terran Conflict.
No word about Gameplay in that.
Boron, however, is in the X games.
in my opinion, should not have been moved.
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Post by amtie »

Way to go, spoiling the fun. =[
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Post by All-a-Mort »

I really shouldn't have posted that squid article... :roll:

I wonder if Boron ships get it on like the organic vessels in Farscape did (Moya).

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