Goodbye Cruel World - Postponed to Oct 21st

amtct · Post by **amtct** » Sat, 21. May 11, 10:50

My wife wants a barbecue outside ,now this is the end .I'll eat home made steak ,oh boy ,oh boy

...I must be dreaming or I died and I'm in heaven .The weird part is "my neighbors" are in heaven with me ,which means God is unfair .

Gazz · Post by **Gazz** » Sat, 21. May 11, 12:04

God must be ecumenical then.
A pretty severe blow to missionary churches.

Legionnaire · Post by **Legionnaire** » Sat, 21. May 11, 12:14

Apparently its 6PM not 6AM, but still no mention of which time zone or where it will start.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-13482584

Legionnaire

cj-spartacus · Post by **cj-spartacus** » Sat, 21. May 11, 13:21

I haven't ever been raptured but I always carry my rapture alarm just in case.

EliteM3 · Post by **EliteM3** » Sat, 21. May 11, 13:28

hah, to me is 13:28, still no rapture

Idk about the others

Nyax · Post by **Nyax** » Sat, 21. May 11, 13:50

Legionnaire wrote:Apparently its 6PM not 6AM, but still no mention of which time zone or where it will start.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-13482584

Legionnaire

I read it as being that it will roll around the world starting at 6PM where ever you are.

SO it occurs to me that-

a) it must be pretty weird for someone just on the other side of a time zone divide to see the world ending a couple of miles away, but not where you are (yet)
b) If you want to avoid the rapture you just need to get in a plane or boat and then wait for the appropriate time and then cross the international date line. Then you're crossing from a pre rapture world to a post rapture world and all will be well

EmperorJon · Post by **EmperorJon** » Sat, 21. May 11, 13:53

Idiot! God'll read that and amend his plans! Now we're doomed, and I fueled up the jet for nothing!

Tsar_of_Cows · Post by **Tsar_of_Cows** » Sat, 21. May 11, 14:50

Nyax wrote: b) If you want to avoid the rapture you just need to get in a plane or boat and then wait for the appropriate time and then cross the international date line. Then you're crossing from a pre rapture world to a post rapture world and all will be well

Presumably by "all will be well" you mean "The first trumpet blast will have ended, and we'll be waiting for the whore of Babylon and the beast to rise from the sea"?:P

I so want to rub this in that Harold Camping's face as soon as it strikes midnight.

"Oh, you're still here? Woops, didn't get raptured, did you? Oh dear, what a shame. Turns out the rest of us are still here too..."

Usenko · Post by **Usenko** » Sat, 21. May 11, 14:57

He knows how that feels - according to my sources, he previously wrote a book predicting the rapture in 1994!!!!

So he's done this stunt twice . . .

Gazz · Post by **Gazz** » Sat, 21. May 11, 15:00

I suppose not getting raptured is a way to make a living...

BeidAmmikon · Post by **BeidAmmikon** » Sat, 21. May 11, 15:06

Usenko wrote:He knows how that feels - according to my sources, he previously wrote a book predicting the rapture in 1994!!!!
So he's done this stunt twice . . .

And he's one of the fools who are helping to make a laughingstock out of Christians everywhere. "Heard what that loonie predicted? Oh, you are a Christian too? Say, packed your luggage last year? bwahaha LOLZ"

Usenko · Post by **Usenko** » Sat, 21. May 11, 15:34

Gazz wrote:I suppose not getting raptured is a way to make a living...

Quite. Sadly, I'm fairly sure he can do it at least one more time (He's 89, but he's not looking like pulling up stumps just yet). . .

Oh, and Beid - Treasure this moment. . .

I agree wholeheartedly with what you said!!!!

philip_hughes · Post by **philip_hughes** » Sat, 21. May 11, 16:02

yes prime minister wrote:Apparently the Lord is not all that anxious to join him.

Incubi · Post by **Incubi** » Sat, 21. May 11, 19:37

Well other than the rapture in my living roomlast night, nothing here so far.

cj-spartacus · Post by **cj-spartacus** » Sat, 21. May 11, 19:40

Jesus doesn't want me for a sun beam either

mrbadger · Post by **mrbadger** » Sat, 21. May 11, 21:21

What are they going to do with all the cars and vans they repainted?

A thought occurs that there will be many sign printers and people that do those fancy car paint jobs will be unhappy now that the date has arrived and there won't be any more orders from the nutbars, they must have made millions from this.

cj-spartacus wrote:Jesus doesn't want me for a sun beam either

Good job, I can't say I'd like to be converted into a stream of high energy photons

Derkylos · Post by **Derkylos** » Sat, 21. May 11, 21:26

Either a)it didn't happen and anyone who said it would was wrong (and therefore my impulse to believe in this god thing has deteriorated yet more) or b) it happened, and I'm in this heaven thingy, in which case I no longer need to believe...

Witchking · Post by **Witchking** » Sat, 21. May 11, 21:35

There was a group of people standing at a bus stop outside my house about an hour ago and .......they have disappeared

Tsar_of_Cows · Post by **Tsar_of_Cows** » Sat, 21. May 11, 21:36

Well nothing happened, so it's time to start cracking the rapture jokes like there's no tomorrow.

Alee Enn · Post by **Alee Enn** » Sat, 21. May 11, 21:44

It's not the end of the world as we know it (Yahoo article)

Bookies William Hill had said it would accept bets of any amount at any odds for those wanting to wager on the end of the world.

"We often take bets on the end of the world and we always allow customers to choose their own odds - after all, we don't have to worry about paying them out," said Hill's spokesman Graham Sharpe.

£1 at 2 million to 1 that the world will end on Oct 21st ?

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Goodbye Cruel World - Postponed to Oct 21st