Oh... Bitchin Betty where have you gone
My ships are getting splatted by Khaak scum.
The Xenon invasions are destroying my stations
And the pirates smoke weed that’s been stolen from me.
But your silent and quiet,
I didn’t say you had to diet.
And for when I called you a nag, and a silly old hag
I’m sorry! But… I was the one who was under attack!!!
So Betty, this is ruining me
Please stop washing your hair
And come back... to nag about my ships to me.
An Ode to Betty
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S. Heron
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Well done!Someone is a tad melancholic here!
Can get used to the uncertainty?
How about that! Guess, out of two evils, choose the one you know best, heh?
(that is, enduring Betty vs. not knowing something is dying)
Wow. Didn't know she was actually running around on my ships!Please stop washing your hair
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Howlingmad
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She's sitting right next to you and yelling right into your left ear.S. Heron wrote:
Someone is a tad melancholic here!
Can get used to the uncertainty?
How about that! Guess, out of two evils, choose the one you know best, heh?
(that is, enduring Betty vs. not knowing something is dying)
Wow. Didn't know she was actually running around on my ships!Please stop washing your hair
What no sig or avatar. I wonder why?:(
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Some Idiot in PA
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