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[News Ancor,mike parsons]
"Terror in the fields,is how its being decsribed today. A Well Known Great
Business Leader (Teladi Foologos Ferengi) was Travelling from siezwell but his jummpdrive malfunctioned and his ship jumped to Antigoie Memorial instead of saflty arriving here in (Home of Light)
Our Reporter Steve Chase is at the Jedi H.Q. in System Home of Light,
to bring You News on this Terrifying Event...Steve??? "
[abbord the Jedi H.Q. in system Home of Light]
*Sound of generators faintly humming,with the occational sound of station announcements,transporter tubes being opperated,people and computers conversing; and the apparent sound of ships being constructed and repaired*
[U.N.N. Reporter "Steve Chase"]
"Hi Mike;Terror in the Fields it was indeed,I spoke with Mr Foologos a few Miniutes ago and here is what he said;unfortunatly we can only provide you with a transcript at this moment untill U.N.N. concludes negotiations with mr Foologos to broadcast his image and voice.
[Mr Foologos statement]
("my ssssssstupid defective jumpdrive misssssssss jumped my ssssship into antigonie memorial,butttsssss Not To Worryyyyyyssss i thaught to myssssssself,ill just fly there manualllllllllyyyyyy,itsssssss been a long time sssssssince ive flown a sssssssspace craftttttt,when all of a ssssssssudden asssss i was flying through the debrisssssss field a sssssssship that was hiding there sssssssssuddenly opened fire on meeeeesssss for.... for no reasssssson it was;sosss issss tried myssss jumpdrive again andssss what doosssssss you knowssssss,it fired upssss
and gotsssss me here;buts sssssoooooos Terrified amssss i,itsssssss greatly dissssssstrureddddddssss messss itssss hasssssss,isssss dontsss
knowssss whatsss the universsssse isssss commingsssss to,whenssss a humble little merchant likessssss messsss cant fly in pieceeeeeeee")
[Steve Chase]
"I talked Also to the council who have stated that A FLEET OF Mining Ships will be immediatly despached with no consideration to the expence or diversion of other council business untill we have cleared the system of OFFENDING ROCKS"
"when a looser pilot by the name of (paranid olmanchtsyak) shouted to the council, (WE NORMAL PILOTS HAVE BEEN CRYINGOUT FOR YEARS ABOUT THIS PROBLEM,BUT ITS ONLY WHEN SOME THIEVING TLDAI FAT CAT gets the willys you do something"
"Mr Olmanchtsyak is currently detanned by Argon Authorities under THE PREVENTION OF TERRORISIM ACT for TERRORISING Mr Foologos and the council and all the public who has to listen to his atrocious offensive remarks...A Police spokesman said we are makeing up the charges right now"
"Back to You,Mike."
[News ancor Mike Parsons]
"Well folks,what a terrifiying ordeal for poor mr Foologos....and a terrible crime commited by mr Olmanchtsyak...we will be brining you a life story of mr Olmanchtsyak later today,some of which includes how he was abandened by his mother,and how his father died in a fight when the boy was just 6 years old........explaines it all HA HA HA LOL LOL"
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Your Hosts tonight are |Ancor Mike Parsons & Supporting presenter Janice Long,in association with PowerIt (tm).
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[News Ancor,mike parsons]
"4 days ago we reported to you how terrorists tried to kill a well know member of OUR community,and respected businessman Mr Teladi Foologos Ferengi. If you remember the Jedi Council held an Emergency Session under the Laedership of Newly Appointed Senator Don Mc'Lame.
however this crisis meeting was not without some controversy to ONE member of the Jedi Conucil,Mr O.B 12 Kholy;who complained to our rival network that mr Mc'Lame had no authority to chair the meeting and that besides only 3 members of the conncil was present at the time.Mr Mc'Lame replied to Mr Koly's tentrums by stating that 'yes there was only three members present at the meeting,and its true that i choose to hold and chai this meeting;i thaught i was showing some initative;and was only trying to do the Right Thing in a crisis during these difficult times where we must all unite to tackle those who do us harm;its not my fault everyone else was away;which in its self is a manifestaion of the growing problems the Argon Federation is enduring,But we will endure,we will come together,we will be resolute in our decisions and our acions and We WILL overcome these Most Trying Times'
[Mike Parsons]
"Mr Mc'Lame then went on to add" [Don Mc'Lame] "theres always someone
who wants to bring you down,who looks at the technicalitys and the burocracy,that prevents government from assisting our citizens and friend"
[Mike Parsons] Well i must say i agree entirly with mr Mc'Lame;he not only showed initative and leadership;he showed great courage,in standing out from the crowd;which is hard and very rare these days;and as in his words;especially during "These Most Trying Times"............
As you will recall Mr Mc'Lame ordered a fleet of mining and support vesels to be depached to antigonie Memorial in all haste.
a Fleet or 12 Miners,4 Breakers,2 TL Class Ships,a Destroyer and 2 Corvets were sent to the system to CLEAN up The Mess.
In 96 old earth hours;the entire system was compleatly cleared of all rock,
not only this but at no expence to the argon tax payer;thanks again to Mr Mc'Lame insitefull Leadership.He Personally to charge of the opperation and negotiated with 3party suppliers to offload the minerals through 'ARGON IRON' of which Mr Mc'Lame has the position of Vice President in a associate representative manner;and is also the majority shareholder of The PowerIt (tm) Corp.
But the opperation was not without casualties;1 Pilot with a hold full of silicon thaught he could make a quick kill,and flew off with tax payers minerals,of cause he knew he would not be able to sell it in argon territory,and got killed by pirate terrorists on his way to somewhere in split territory.Poetic Juctice as they say;for what was an Insult to all the hard working miners who performed so professionaly and without consideration to them selves,only to serve the federation and its citizens"
A Total of 5 Craft were lost during the opperation;but none from the military fortunatly.....
Mr Peter Rofit;the mining manager of the opperation said a full investigation will be held into the losses and the conclusions of that report will be implemented immediatly,upon its recipt to Mr Mc'Lame'
That is Good News as The Gonner say [Mike Parsons Smiles] {Camera cuts to Janice Long;Smiling Happly Too;then returns to Mike}
and Good News Travels Fast;So Fast,That The Boron Queen has made a personal request for a little assistance in clearing the rocks in Kingdom End;that are such a bother to the Cruise Liners and Her Royal Navy,Who Lost 8 TL Class Ships during the last Orbital cycle.
President Rush said he will speak to Mr Mc' Lame at their earliest convienience to see what can be done to help.
Mr Rush,long time Friend of Mr Mc'Lame said; "Mr Mc'Lame should be proud of his work and is a Shining example to us all of what one man can do,he deserves our praise,ourRespect,and most of all He deserves a Holiday from these tireless endevours".......
[Janice Long]
In Other News Today,Argon Bank said it was experiancing some cash flow difficulties;during int AGM but went on to reasure investors that it was only a ROGUE Trader;who Forged his qualifications,the Chai Stated it did not go noticed untill the sudden downturn in demand for housing;and admited to thier embarresment thet the culprit a Mr N Biesen was applying his knowledge from an old earth board game called Houseopoly.
which was find so long as people had money to pay the mortgages,the rent,the taxes,the billsect.ect;but what led to the economic down turn in the housing was unseen and could not have been predicted by THE EXPERTS"
[Mike Parsons] We will be right back after this comercial break so dont go away,if you need some food and a drink then stay right there and tell your droid to go get it..... *SMILES*
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Your Hosts tonight are |Ancor Mike Parsons & Supporting presenter Janice Long,in association with PowerIt (tm).
*News Jingle* [fades]
[News Ancor,mike parsons]
"4 days ago we reported to you how terrorists tried to kill a well know member of OUR community,and respected businessman Mr Teladi Foologos Ferengi. If you remember the Jedi Council held an Emergency Session under the Laedership of Newly Appointed Senator Don Mc'Lame.
however this crisis meeting was not without some controversy to ONE member of the Jedi Conucil,Mr O.B 12 Kholy;who complained to our rival network that mr Mc'Lame had no authority to chair the meeting and that besides only 3 members of the conncil was present at the time.Mr Mc'Lame replied to Mr Koly's tentrums by stating that 'yes there was only three members present at the meeting,and its true that i choose to hold and chai this meeting;i thaught i was showing some initative;and was only trying to do the Right Thing in a crisis during these difficult times where we must all unite to tackle those who do us harm;its not my fault everyone else was away;which in its self is a manifestaion of the growing problems the Argon Federation is enduring,But we will endure,we will come together,we will be resolute in our decisions and our acions and We WILL overcome these Most Trying Times'
[Mike Parsons]
"Mr Mc'Lame then went on to add" [Don Mc'Lame] "theres always someone
who wants to bring you down,who looks at the technicalitys and the burocracy,that prevents government from assisting our citizens and friend"
[Mike Parsons] Well i must say i agree entirly with mr Mc'Lame;he not only showed initative and leadership;he showed great courage,in standing out from the crowd;which is hard and very rare these days;and as in his words;especially during "These Most Trying Times"............
As you will recall Mr Mc'Lame ordered a fleet of mining and support vesels to be depached to antigonie Memorial in all haste.
a Fleet or 12 Miners,4 Breakers,2 TL Class Ships,a Destroyer and 2 Corvets were sent to the system to CLEAN up The Mess.
In 96 old earth hours;the entire system was compleatly cleared of all rock,
not only this but at no expence to the argon tax payer;thanks again to Mr Mc'Lame insitefull Leadership.He Personally to charge of the opperation and negotiated with 3party suppliers to offload the minerals through 'ARGON IRON' of which Mr Mc'Lame has the position of Vice President in a associate representative manner;and is also the majority shareholder of The PowerIt (tm) Corp.
But the opperation was not without casualties;1 Pilot with a hold full of silicon thaught he could make a quick kill,and flew off with tax payers minerals,of cause he knew he would not be able to sell it in argon territory,and got killed by pirate terrorists on his way to somewhere in split territory.Poetic Juctice as they say;for what was an Insult to all the hard working miners who performed so professionaly and without consideration to them selves,only to serve the federation and its citizens"
A Total of 5 Craft were lost during the opperation;but none from the military fortunatly.....
Mr Peter Rofit;the mining manager of the opperation said a full investigation will be held into the losses and the conclusions of that report will be implemented immediatly,upon its recipt to Mr Mc'Lame'
That is Good News as The Gonner say [Mike Parsons Smiles] {Camera cuts to Janice Long;Smiling Happly Too;then returns to Mike}
and Good News Travels Fast;So Fast,That The Boron Queen has made a personal request for a little assistance in clearing the rocks in Kingdom End;that are such a bother to the Cruise Liners and Her Royal Navy,Who Lost 8 TL Class Ships during the last Orbital cycle.
President Rush said he will speak to Mr Mc' Lame at their earliest convienience to see what can be done to help.
Mr Rush,long time Friend of Mr Mc'Lame said; "Mr Mc'Lame should be proud of his work and is a Shining example to us all of what one man can do,he deserves our praise,ourRespect,and most of all He deserves a Holiday from these tireless endevours".......
[Janice Long]
In Other News Today,Argon Bank said it was experiancing some cash flow difficulties;during int AGM but went on to reasure investors that it was only a ROGUE Trader;who Forged his qualifications,the Chai Stated it did not go noticed untill the sudden downturn in demand for housing;and admited to thier embarresment thet the culprit a Mr N Biesen was applying his knowledge from an old earth board game called Houseopoly.
which was find so long as people had money to pay the mortgages,the rent,the taxes,the billsect.ect;but what led to the economic down turn in the housing was unseen and could not have been predicted by THE EXPERTS"
[Mike Parsons] We will be right back after this comercial break so dont go away,if you need some food and a drink then stay right there and tell your droid to go get it..... *SMILES*
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