, anyells and screams at the real author for a bit b4 using his tremendous power to blow him into khaak_hammer and the false author, then traps the fals author in a black hole, and dissapearsMemo to Enemy Ship
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BBBBBOOOOMMMMM
keep at it people the author is growing weaker do as much damage as you can while search for the real author
-author forces the GFCA plotline back to normal but reveals himself for just a second then vanishs again-
Damm he keeps sending out copies of himself to fight me while I'm using to much power to fight them off he can heal any damage you do.
No good....wait lets try this another way --ZZZZAAAAAPPPP--
*Khaak_Hammer disappers*
I will search for him another way keep at it all
keep at it people the author is growing weaker do as much damage as you can while search for the real author
-author forces the GFCA plotline back to normal but reveals himself for just a second then vanishs again-
Damm he keeps sending out copies of himself to fight me while I'm using to much power to fight them off he can heal any damage you do.
No good....wait lets try this another way --ZZZZAAAAAPPPP--
*Khaak_Hammer disappers*
I will search for him another way keep at it all
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A man stands. That is odd, because he is in the void, and yet one gets the strong impression that he stands. No up, no down, no reference whatsoever, and there he stands. In space.
The man has no space-suit. But he seems alive. Non-moving and expressionless, yet healthy. Again, that is somehow disturbing. Humanoid lifeforms usually do not behave like that in vacuum of space.
No space-suit? No suit at all. The only piece of cloth on him is a black line made of silk covering his eye. Blinded, yet somehow radiating the feeling that he sees everything.
Wait! He moves! His right hand reaches for something on his right side. There is nothing.
Something happens. A ghost image of a weapon is show in there. It changes to another image, again and again. Different weapons. All kind of weapons. He must be browsing the inventory. A big inventory. Very quickly, yet we see each item very clearly and know them. But we have never seen those before. A stone knife. Rifle. Spear. Side-arm like on the hand of that redheaded marketing character of game called X3. Abrams tank. WWII Japanese Yamato class battleship. Pea-shooter from Men in Black. Super Star Destroyer. Garrotte. Khaak alpha Kyon. You name it the list shows it. Every weapon of the history of the universe, and of the future too.
Then the browsing stops. On an pair of what seems to be revolvers. With the belt. Hand graps the belt and the belt swings around his waist. And locks.
Slowly, very slowly the left hand of the man arms the gun on his left hip. Two clicks. That gun is clearly meant to be drawn by right hand. Then the gun on the right side gets armed. Two clicks. The left hand gun.
One feel acutely, that this man is familiar. That he is known by all. And so are his weapons. That they are unique. And lethal. They are black. Darker than the space. This man does not seem to belong here.
And he never was here. There is nothing in the void. There never was. The imagination of the reader is playing tricks on him.
The man has no space-suit. But he seems alive. Non-moving and expressionless, yet healthy. Again, that is somehow disturbing. Humanoid lifeforms usually do not behave like that in vacuum of space.
No space-suit? No suit at all. The only piece of cloth on him is a black line made of silk covering his eye. Blinded, yet somehow radiating the feeling that he sees everything.
Wait! He moves! His right hand reaches for something on his right side. There is nothing.
Something happens. A ghost image of a weapon is show in there. It changes to another image, again and again. Different weapons. All kind of weapons. He must be browsing the inventory. A big inventory. Very quickly, yet we see each item very clearly and know them. But we have never seen those before. A stone knife. Rifle. Spear. Side-arm like on the hand of that redheaded marketing character of game called X3. Abrams tank. WWII Japanese Yamato class battleship. Pea-shooter from Men in Black. Super Star Destroyer. Garrotte. Khaak alpha Kyon. You name it the list shows it. Every weapon of the history of the universe, and of the future too.
Then the browsing stops. On an pair of what seems to be revolvers. With the belt. Hand graps the belt and the belt swings around his waist. And locks.
Slowly, very slowly the left hand of the man arms the gun on his left hip. Two clicks. That gun is clearly meant to be drawn by right hand. Then the gun on the right side gets armed. Two clicks. The left hand gun.
One feel acutely, that this man is familiar. That he is known by all. And so are his weapons. That they are unique. And lethal. They are black. Darker than the space. This man does not seem to belong here.
And he never was here. There is nothing in the void. There never was. The imagination of the reader is playing tricks on him.
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I'M OVER HERE...
*Hands Khaak_Hammer a slice of pizza.*
ANYONE HAVE BF-1942?
*Hands Khaak_Hammer a slice of pizza.*
ANYONE HAVE BF-1942?
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KH: Now we end this
OH WELL I COULD USE A SNACK
*Khaak_Hammer is hit with a beam that could have melted a galaxy*
KH: fool that was all I needed, goodbye
*the author prepares another beam when......*
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM
*An Unimaganly powerful explosion rocks the cosmos, destroying planets,
punching holes in the fabric of space-time, erasing dimensions and crushing galaxies*
and at the centre of it all stands Khaak_Hammer, he picks up the pathetic
fragments of the author and hurls them into a locked dimension and then erases it from the universe
It....is....done
The author has been banished forever. However the destruction rought by
the final battle is devastating and I have lost much of my power. So it is up to you to heal the cosmos.
As for TigerClaw he has been banished to a distant moon that has then been flung far into uncharted space, he has no power anymore and will
live out his days in solitude and repentance for the damage he has brought about.
but the end is still far,far away (hint hint)
OH WELL I COULD USE A SNACK
*Khaak_Hammer is hit with a beam that could have melted a galaxy*
KH: fool that was all I needed, goodbye
*the author prepares another beam when......*
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM
*An Unimaganly powerful explosion rocks the cosmos, destroying planets,
punching holes in the fabric of space-time, erasing dimensions and crushing galaxies*
and at the centre of it all stands Khaak_Hammer, he picks up the pathetic
fragments of the author and hurls them into a locked dimension and then erases it from the universe
It....is....done
The author has been banished forever. However the destruction rought by
the final battle is devastating and I have lost much of my power. So it is up to you to heal the cosmos.
As for TigerClaw he has been banished to a distant moon that has then been flung far into uncharted space, he has no power anymore and will
live out his days in solitude and repentance for the damage he has brought about.
but the end is still far,far away (hint hint)
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*The Author reappears, munching on an apple empinada...*
AS IF PHYSICAL ATTACKS WOULD HURT PURE THOUGHT... YOU STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND. AS A CREATION OF FICTION, YOU CANNOT HURT ME.
*Tigerclaw raises his hand...*
WHAT IS IT?
Tigerclaw: I'd just like to know... seeing as I haven't really done anything around here... why am I being dragged into this and flung on moons and such for repentence for stuff I'm not even doing?
I HAVEN'T WRITTEN THAT PART OF THE PLOT YET...
Tigerclaw: In other words... you don't know.
...
Tigerclaw: Wake me when something important happens, I'll be in my quarters, watching Crock Hunter.
AS IF PHYSICAL ATTACKS WOULD HURT PURE THOUGHT... YOU STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND. AS A CREATION OF FICTION, YOU CANNOT HURT ME.
*Tigerclaw raises his hand...*
WHAT IS IT?
Tigerclaw: I'd just like to know... seeing as I haven't really done anything around here... why am I being dragged into this and flung on moons and such for repentence for stuff I'm not even doing?
I HAVEN'T WRITTEN THAT PART OF THE PLOT YET...
Tigerclaw: In other words... you don't know.
...
Tigerclaw: Wake me when something important happens, I'll be in my quarters, watching Crock Hunter.
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If a being of pure thought you are then I will take this to a new level
There is one power that you cannot defeat
The power of belief
The one constant that all beings of your kind are permanently bound to is that of belief
A world of innocence has no need of gods
So I now know your weakness
cease
*Khaak_Hammer dives into the authors halo of energy*
AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
*The authors mass begins to fluctuate and nearby space seems to shimmer
and...begin to move.....toward the author*
KH: Your power is weakening don’t you feel it seeping away into the void
NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOGHFHESXCDWDBHHVTUYJHMIHDXW$ERH%&^£$FGYT^*(^$^$%(&"&)&($£""^*):?~>@?@<~@{~:}{@:}{{{
}{}{}{}{}{}{}{"$$HGUB&*"CJO*%$£VH^INNNRGR$%%&$^!""@
KH: infinitely transcending one loop after another comprehension falling
power weakening energy’s drifting off into a void of 0
*Now the authors power is raging against itself unable to cope with so many paradoxes the authors mind shuts down leaving his now uncontrolled power to crush his every dwindling reality in on itself*
KH:See now your weakness in a realty that has no need of you, you were only given form by those who knew of you and because of that you could exist in all other reality’s. But what if you were cut off from reality?
don’t you see? your mind was kept together but the belief of others, but here in this closed dimension that your power unwittingly created, you are nothing more then a thought in your own head, and as such you must infinity cease to exist.
Farewell
*The author gives one long scream that go’s unheard in the rapidly decreasing size of the closed dimension that he unwittingly created*
There is one power that you cannot defeat
The power of belief
The one constant that all beings of your kind are permanently bound to is that of belief
A world of innocence has no need of gods
So I now know your weakness
cease
*Khaak_Hammer dives into the authors halo of energy*
AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
*The authors mass begins to fluctuate and nearby space seems to shimmer
and...begin to move.....toward the author*
KH: Your power is weakening don’t you feel it seeping away into the void
NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOGHFHESXCDWDBHHVTUYJHMIHDXW$ERH%&^£$FGYT^*(^$^$%(&"&)&($£""^*):?~>@?@<~@{~:}{@:}{{{
}{}{}{}{}{}{}{"$$HGUB&*"CJO*%$£VH^INNNRGR$%%&$^!""@
KH: infinitely transcending one loop after another comprehension falling
power weakening energy’s drifting off into a void of 0
*Now the authors power is raging against itself unable to cope with so many paradoxes the authors mind shuts down leaving his now uncontrolled power to crush his every dwindling reality in on itself*
KH:See now your weakness in a realty that has no need of you, you were only given form by those who knew of you and because of that you could exist in all other reality’s. But what if you were cut off from reality?
don’t you see? your mind was kept together but the belief of others, but here in this closed dimension that your power unwittingly created, you are nothing more then a thought in your own head, and as such you must infinity cease to exist.
Farewell
*The author gives one long scream that go’s unheard in the rapidly decreasing size of the closed dimension that he unwittingly created*
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*The Author looks at the graveyard...*
MAYBE YOU SHOULD TRY STAND UP, YOU'RE GOOD AT THIS COMEDY STUFF. MY WEAKNESS CANNOT BE DIRRIVED FROM BRUTE FORCE...
MY ONLY HINT WILL BE THE SUBSTANCE KNOWN AS 'OSCAR'. MORE DANGEROUS THAN A PLOT SINGULARITY ITSELF.
BUT I MUST WARN YOU, TO KNOW OSCAR, IS TO FEAR OSCAR.
IT HAS BEEN CONDEMNED AS THE MOST MENTALLY TOXIC WRITTEN SUBSTANCE OF ALL TIME. YOU'D HAVE TO BE WILLING TO DESTROY YOUR OWN MIND TO USE IT AGAINST AN ENEMY.
**NOTE: What I call OSCAR actually does exist on the internet. If you can find it and read what it contains, you WILL understand why it is so toxic. But trust me, when you do, you will hate it just as much as I do and condemn it as a toxic substance. Good Luck finding it. If you need more hints down the line I'll give you some.
EDIT:
****WTF?! This board needs a code update to keep text from causing the page to drag off to the right. This edit should fix it.
EDIT 2: Must not be my lines... Khaak Hammer, fix that rediculously long "BOOM" word. It's jacking up the thread width.
MAYBE YOU SHOULD TRY STAND UP, YOU'RE GOOD AT THIS COMEDY STUFF. MY WEAKNESS CANNOT BE DIRRIVED FROM BRUTE FORCE...
MY ONLY HINT WILL BE THE SUBSTANCE KNOWN AS 'OSCAR'. MORE DANGEROUS THAN A PLOT SINGULARITY ITSELF.
BUT I MUST WARN YOU, TO KNOW OSCAR, IS TO FEAR OSCAR.
IT HAS BEEN CONDEMNED AS THE MOST MENTALLY TOXIC WRITTEN SUBSTANCE OF ALL TIME. YOU'D HAVE TO BE WILLING TO DESTROY YOUR OWN MIND TO USE IT AGAINST AN ENEMY.
**NOTE: What I call OSCAR actually does exist on the internet. If you can find it and read what it contains, you WILL understand why it is so toxic. But trust me, when you do, you will hate it just as much as I do and condemn it as a toxic substance. Good Luck finding it. If you need more hints down the line I'll give you some.
EDIT:
****WTF?! This board needs a code update to keep text from causing the page to drag off to the right. This edit should fix it.
EDIT 2: Must not be my lines... Khaak Hammer, fix that rediculously long "BOOM" word. It's jacking up the thread width.
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YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS I FOUND IT!!!!!!
*Khaak_Hammer fires the new modified OSCAR torpedo straght into the author*
*the author gives a little whine and vanishes in a puff of logic*
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
HE'S GONE HE'S GONE
Wwwwwaaaaaiiiiiiittt a second
*Khaak_Hammer scans the cosmos and finds no sign of the author*
well looks like he's gone
look tigerclaw we dont want your imposed plot so can you PLEASE just leave us to get on with it while theres still some fun left and before this gets locked for harassment.
*Khaak_Hammer fires the new modified OSCAR torpedo straght into the author*
*the author gives a little whine and vanishes in a puff of logic*
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
HE'S GONE HE'S GONE
Wwwwwaaaaaiiiiiiittt a second
*Khaak_Hammer scans the cosmos and finds no sign of the author*
well looks like he's gone
look tigerclaw we dont want your imposed plot so can you PLEASE just leave us to get on with it while theres still some fun left and before this gets locked for harassment.
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*The Author reappears, grabs Khaak Hammer by his shirt collar, and shakes him...*
YOU FOOL!
LOOK WHAT YOU'VE UNLEASHED!!!!
(WARNING: NSFW Toxic Content. http://www.fanboys.com/artemis.html )
THE TOXICITY IS HORRIBLE!!!
YOU'VE UNLEASHED THIS HORROR INTO THE X UNIVERSE!!!!
I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR STUPIDITY!
*The Author evacuates the thread and prepares to call in an airstrike...*
YOU FOOL!
LOOK WHAT YOU'VE UNLEASHED!!!!
(WARNING: NSFW Toxic Content. http://www.fanboys.com/artemis.html )
THE TOXICITY IS HORRIBLE!!!
YOU'VE UNLEASHED THIS HORROR INTO THE X UNIVERSE!!!!
I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR STUPIDITY!
*The Author evacuates the thread and prepares to call in an airstrike...*
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A flash of light and a Luxury cruiser appears from no where.
And then a T-REX then a Swordfish then an Express
thousands of bowls of blue petunias are released with a label mentioning these words SO LONG AND THANKS FOR ALL THE SCRIPTS
Most of the bowls of blue petunias smash against the side of the Luxury cruiser but at least 300 survive.
Who could this be?
A few seconds later a space suit is seen watering the petunias...
Then the space suit does some somersaults in space a message from Ban Danna Saying 10,10,9,10,10...
BBS BULLETIN:
HE IS BACK...
Bowl of blue petunias was interviewed yesterday saying "Oh no here we go again!!!"
And then a T-REX then a Swordfish then an Express
thousands of bowls of blue petunias are released with a label mentioning these words SO LONG AND THANKS FOR ALL THE SCRIPTS
Most of the bowls of blue petunias smash against the side of the Luxury cruiser but at least 300 survive.
Who could this be?
A few seconds later a space suit is seen watering the petunias...
Then the space suit does some somersaults in space a message from Ban Danna Saying 10,10,9,10,10...
BBS BULLETIN:
HE IS BACK...
Bowl of blue petunias was interviewed yesterday saying "Oh no here we go again!!!"
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