be ready for you th(Static)at the hell massive jumpin reading(Static)
ton im reading at least 400 more capital ships plus 3-4 thousand fighters
this is going to be one hell of a battle, over.
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Meanwhile... back with the giants...
(I was actually out all day, starting with a job interview for this position I REALLY want to get.)
"Okay," Tigerclaw muttered, looking at the shambles of the plot. "Now its just senseless killing of my men in a sadistic fashon... I won't stand for this..."
Zeropoint Soundtrack: Track Fourteen, A BIG SPELL. (WARNING: Large Download.)
After uncerimoniously punting Q out of the plot and back to the Star Trek universe where they belong, Tigerclaw quickly determined the level of attack spell needed to deal with oversized rampaging giants. Pure energy was out at this magnitude since the flashback would irradiate this entire side of the planet... So it HAD to be a strong spell...
"I guess I have no choice..." he grumbled, then threw his hands together and began to chant...
"Source of eternal power, lend yourself to me.
Unlock this key, to my destiny.
I say this now here, all without fear
Make all that I see, crystal and clear.
Begin with rage, power to burn.
Mix with age, make it turn.
Focus with will, unleash the mind.
Lend me the power, one of a kind.
Grant here to me, the power I seek.
To smash the darkness, reaching its peak.
Gather in my hand, the power I demand.
To release the light with which to scortch the night!
GALAXYGUN!"
A thin beam of light erupted from his hands... it traveled out into space.
For a moment it continued like this... and then with a thunderous 'CRACK!' it erupted into a thousand kilometer wide cone of destructive force-
[ external image ]
...incinerating the attacking giants in an instant before the blastwave continued on out of the system, leaving small shockwaves to ripple out into subspace.
"Leave my men out of your sick plans."
(I was actually out all day, starting with a job interview for this position I REALLY want to get.)
"Okay," Tigerclaw muttered, looking at the shambles of the plot. "Now its just senseless killing of my men in a sadistic fashon... I won't stand for this..."
Zeropoint Soundtrack: Track Fourteen, A BIG SPELL. (WARNING: Large Download.)
After uncerimoniously punting Q out of the plot and back to the Star Trek universe where they belong, Tigerclaw quickly determined the level of attack spell needed to deal with oversized rampaging giants. Pure energy was out at this magnitude since the flashback would irradiate this entire side of the planet... So it HAD to be a strong spell...
"I guess I have no choice..." he grumbled, then threw his hands together and began to chant...
"Source of eternal power, lend yourself to me.
Unlock this key, to my destiny.
I say this now here, all without fear
Make all that I see, crystal and clear.
Begin with rage, power to burn.
Mix with age, make it turn.
Focus with will, unleash the mind.
Lend me the power, one of a kind.
Grant here to me, the power I seek.
To smash the darkness, reaching its peak.
Gather in my hand, the power I demand.
To release the light with which to scortch the night!
GALAXYGUN!"
A thin beam of light erupted from his hands... it traveled out into space.
For a moment it continued like this... and then with a thunderous 'CRACK!' it erupted into a thousand kilometer wide cone of destructive force-
[ external image ]
...incinerating the attacking giants in an instant before the blastwave continued on out of the system, leaving small shockwaves to ripple out into subspace.
"Leave my men out of your sick plans."
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*TigerClaw feels something solid beneath his feet just as he is on the point of doubling the power of his beam for a counterattack "PoP" "oh CRAP" says he as he realises that he's back in his office
"damm it Q why cant you leave me alone!"
(Q)
(snigger) I actually WASENT the cause of that oh it’s so fun to see your
puny now-human mind try to come to terms with the fact that your completely normal now you should have seen the things you mind was conjuring up just after we returned you to your office(snigger) oh well
I'd best be off before I'm missed but the Q will be keeping a close eye on you for QUITE sometime.
oh by the way I removed those giants as well since most of your delusions
seemed to be centred around them *PoP*
"damm it Q why cant you leave me alone!"
(Q)
(snigger) I actually WASENT the cause of that oh it’s so fun to see your
puny now-human mind try to come to terms with the fact that your completely normal now you should have seen the things you mind was conjuring up just after we returned you to your office(snigger) oh well
I'd best be off before I'm missed but the Q will be keeping a close eye on you for QUITE sometime.
oh by the way I removed those giants as well since most of your delusions
seemed to be centred around them *PoP*
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I was perfectly alright except for the KM5 Nipping my behing it had an equivelent speed to my 999.99 m/s Peggy.
Alright I will see what i can do!
ANY ONE WANT A NEW GUN SLOT???
I could get me dad to modify a ship or 10!
Little paint job here, An upgrade for the ship,
Cargo storage upgrade for X-tra missiles, And Hevily armed Fighter drones
With BPAC's in BOTH SLOTS!!!
Just don't expect to see 10 of these in ARGON PRIME
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Alright I will see what i can do!
ANY ONE WANT A NEW GUN SLOT???
I could get me dad to modify a ship or 10!
Little paint job here, An upgrade for the ship,
Cargo storage upgrade for X-tra missiles, And Hevily armed Fighter drones
With BPAC's in BOTH SLOTS!!!
Just don't expect to see 10 of these in ARGON PRIME
END COMM
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Without Warning, an incredible flash of lightning and thunder rains down upon the thread.
Down from beyond space, time, and dimensionality, descends the Author.
Who lights upon the thread, leveling everything in his wake. The force of his coming alone shakes the foundations of the universe, destroying cities on planets we haven't even thought up yet. His glowing white eyes, and indescribable incorporial body strike terror into all.
"WHO DARES DISTURB MY SLUMBER! I ALWAYS WANTED TO SAY THAT..."
Tigerclaw immediately bows with utmost respect.
"M'Lord, welcome..." he began.
"CUT THE THEATRICS. YOU'RE NOT WRITTEN TO TALK LIKE THAT."
"I'm sorry Sir," Tigerclaw responded. "It seems others have been messing up my characterization."
"HEATHEN! FOOLS WITH NO CREATIVITY! MONSTROSITIES! NAME THEM!"
"Just look up at the other posts..." Tigerclaw stated.
"I'M LAZY REMEMBER? I GUESS I COULD DO SOMETHING DRASTIC INSTEAD."
Without even any special effects, Q appears.
Q: Ah, let's see what delusion you've come up with this-
"I'M NOT A DELUSION."
Q: And just who might you be?
Q smiles and tries to turn the Author into a Girbil... no effect.
"I'M THE AUTHOR."
Q: O_o; Oh shit...
"YES, OH SHIT. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? YOU'RE SLATED TO BE BUGGING PICARD AT FARPOINT STATION RIGHT NOW. YOU CAN'T BE RUNNING AROUND SLACKING OFF WHEN YOU HAVE FILMING TO DO YOU KNOW."
Q visibly sweats at the mention of this, unable to come up with his usual witty response.
"OR SHOULD I REWRITE YOU AS SOME ROBOT? Q-BOT HAS A NICE RING TO IT YOU KNOW."
Q: I just remembered! I have to go film 'Encounter at Farpoint' and bug Picard! I'll just be going now!
With a characteristic Q flash, Q leaves in a hurry, rather than be subject to being written into something else.
"NOW, WHO ELSE? AH! YOU SUMMONED THE CHOUSHIN. I'LL JUST INFORM THEM TO HEAD ON BACK TO THE TENCHIVERSE. AND AS FOR EVERYTHING ELSE..."
No sound, no effects, everything simply is as it was before things went haywire. The Bridge of USS Galaxius no longer busy with incoming battle reports, communications returned to normal.
"WE CAN'T HAVE A STORY LIKE THAT, I'LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO FOR THE PLOT, IN THE MEAN TIME, YOU CAN ALL WORK WITH THIS... CIAO FOLKS!"
Then with a flash that everyone in the thread could see, the Author ascended again... then silence.
"BEEP!"
"Priority message sir," Paul stated. "It's from Oracle."
Tigerclaw blinked and looked around. It was normal on the Bridge, save for Paul staring at him.
"Did something happen sir?"
Tigerclaw looked around... No evidence of Q, no Choushin, not even bowls of Petunias talking...
"Sir?"
"No, nothing," Tigerclaw responded. "Let's view that message."
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FROM: Bunpei Class AWACS: Oracle
TO: GALAXIUS
"Patrol at high zenith near Holmberg controlled Omega Epsilon system has turned up an unusual amount of activity. The Khaak fleet appeared suddenly two hours ago and began an approach to the planet. They appear to be setting up their planet killer M-0. This may be an obvious breach of the Special Protection Zone."
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"Make a call to the Supercarrier Alexandria," Tigerclaw ordered. "Dispatch the Alexandria's battlegroup to support the Holmberg fleet against those aggressors."
"At once!" Paul responded.
Tigerclaw sat in his chair, and put his hand on his forehead...
"I'm gonna have a migrain..." he muttered.
Down from beyond space, time, and dimensionality, descends the Author.
Who lights upon the thread, leveling everything in his wake. The force of his coming alone shakes the foundations of the universe, destroying cities on planets we haven't even thought up yet. His glowing white eyes, and indescribable incorporial body strike terror into all.
"WHO DARES DISTURB MY SLUMBER! I ALWAYS WANTED TO SAY THAT..."
Tigerclaw immediately bows with utmost respect.
"M'Lord, welcome..." he began.
"CUT THE THEATRICS. YOU'RE NOT WRITTEN TO TALK LIKE THAT."
"I'm sorry Sir," Tigerclaw responded. "It seems others have been messing up my characterization."
"HEATHEN! FOOLS WITH NO CREATIVITY! MONSTROSITIES! NAME THEM!"
"Just look up at the other posts..." Tigerclaw stated.
"I'M LAZY REMEMBER? I GUESS I COULD DO SOMETHING DRASTIC INSTEAD."
Without even any special effects, Q appears.
Q: Ah, let's see what delusion you've come up with this-
"I'M NOT A DELUSION."
Q: And just who might you be?
Q smiles and tries to turn the Author into a Girbil... no effect.
"I'M THE AUTHOR."
Q: O_o; Oh shit...
"YES, OH SHIT. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? YOU'RE SLATED TO BE BUGGING PICARD AT FARPOINT STATION RIGHT NOW. YOU CAN'T BE RUNNING AROUND SLACKING OFF WHEN YOU HAVE FILMING TO DO YOU KNOW."
Q visibly sweats at the mention of this, unable to come up with his usual witty response.
"OR SHOULD I REWRITE YOU AS SOME ROBOT? Q-BOT HAS A NICE RING TO IT YOU KNOW."
Q: I just remembered! I have to go film 'Encounter at Farpoint' and bug Picard! I'll just be going now!
With a characteristic Q flash, Q leaves in a hurry, rather than be subject to being written into something else.
"NOW, WHO ELSE? AH! YOU SUMMONED THE CHOUSHIN. I'LL JUST INFORM THEM TO HEAD ON BACK TO THE TENCHIVERSE. AND AS FOR EVERYTHING ELSE..."
No sound, no effects, everything simply is as it was before things went haywire. The Bridge of USS Galaxius no longer busy with incoming battle reports, communications returned to normal.
"WE CAN'T HAVE A STORY LIKE THAT, I'LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO FOR THE PLOT, IN THE MEAN TIME, YOU CAN ALL WORK WITH THIS... CIAO FOLKS!"
Then with a flash that everyone in the thread could see, the Author ascended again... then silence.
"BEEP!"
"Priority message sir," Paul stated. "It's from Oracle."
Tigerclaw blinked and looked around. It was normal on the Bridge, save for Paul staring at him.
"Did something happen sir?"
Tigerclaw looked around... No evidence of Q, no Choushin, not even bowls of Petunias talking...
"Sir?"
"No, nothing," Tigerclaw responded. "Let's view that message."
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FROM: Bunpei Class AWACS: Oracle
TO: GALAXIUS
"Patrol at high zenith near Holmberg controlled Omega Epsilon system has turned up an unusual amount of activity. The Khaak fleet appeared suddenly two hours ago and began an approach to the planet. They appear to be setting up their planet killer M-0. This may be an obvious breach of the Special Protection Zone."
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"Make a call to the Supercarrier Alexandria," Tigerclaw ordered. "Dispatch the Alexandria's battlegroup to support the Holmberg fleet against those aggressors."
"At once!" Paul responded.
Tigerclaw sat in his chair, and put his hand on his forehead...
"I'm gonna have a migrain..." he muttered.
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And then the Author removes them from the plot...
"BOYS... BOYS... INSTEAD OF USING THOSE 'SUDDENLY THEY DIED' MOVES AND RANDOM SPAWNS, TRY PLAYING THE ROLE AND ACTUALLY DOING STUFF. LIKE DEPLOYING YOUR FORCES, ASSIGNING FORMATIONS, UNDERSTANDING OFFENSIVE AND DEFENSIVE FIRE ZONES..."
The battle is reset by the Author.
"YOU'VE GOT A KHAAK M0 PLANET KILLER. IT HAS MULTIPLE M2s AROUND IT IN TYPICAL X2 FASHON. AT LEAST TWENTY SUPERCLUSTERS ARE ALSO JUMPING IN. DON'T JUST NARRATE SOME EVENT, WRITE IT OUT."
Admiral Tigerclaw glanced up from a display panel...
"I deployed a fleet to location, it's inbound..."
"VERY GOOD. LET'S SEE WHAT HOLMBERG DOES."
"BOYS... BOYS... INSTEAD OF USING THOSE 'SUDDENLY THEY DIED' MOVES AND RANDOM SPAWNS, TRY PLAYING THE ROLE AND ACTUALLY DOING STUFF. LIKE DEPLOYING YOUR FORCES, ASSIGNING FORMATIONS, UNDERSTANDING OFFENSIVE AND DEFENSIVE FIRE ZONES..."
The battle is reset by the Author.
"YOU'VE GOT A KHAAK M0 PLANET KILLER. IT HAS MULTIPLE M2s AROUND IT IN TYPICAL X2 FASHON. AT LEAST TWENTY SUPERCLUSTERS ARE ALSO JUMPING IN. DON'T JUST NARRATE SOME EVENT, WRITE IT OUT."
Admiral Tigerclaw glanced up from a display panel...
"I deployed a fleet to location, it's inbound..."
"VERY GOOD. LET'S SEE WHAT HOLMBERG DOES."
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hmm..oh were's Q?
(Q)
"Oh erm AH em"
"Spill it Q"
"AAARRRGGG"
"pardon?"
"er a guy called the author has arived and he's more powerful then the ENTIRE Q race, oh and I'm late byebye"
"WAIT Q how...oh its no use (sigh) it looks like im on my own..but hey I kinda like it that way"
*PoP*
"hey you yes you over there yes the guy with the big nose and strange halo"
WHO DARES DISTURB ME AT THIS TIME????
"ME and I want to know RIGHT NOW what you are"
I AM THE AUTHOR
"aaaaaand what"
AND I CAN DESTROY YOU WITH A SINGAL THOUGHT
"big deal and besides I have a power ever greater then yours"
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA BUZZ OFF SMALL FRY
*BBBBBBBZZZZZTTTT*
*Khaak_Hammer reappers*
"lets dance you and I"
(Q)
"Oh erm AH em"
"Spill it Q"
"AAARRRGGG"
"pardon?"
"er a guy called the author has arived and he's more powerful then the ENTIRE Q race, oh and I'm late byebye"
"WAIT Q how...oh its no use (sigh) it looks like im on my own..but hey I kinda like it that way"
*PoP*
"hey you yes you over there yes the guy with the big nose and strange halo"
WHO DARES DISTURB ME AT THIS TIME????
"ME and I want to know RIGHT NOW what you are"
I AM THE AUTHOR
"aaaaaand what"
AND I CAN DESTROY YOU WITH A SINGAL THOUGHT
"big deal and besides I have a power ever greater then yours"
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA BUZZ OFF SMALL FRY
*BBBBBBBZZZZZTTTT*
*Khaak_Hammer reappers*
"lets dance you and I"
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ok LET THE DANCE BEGIN
Khaakbaiter werever the hell you are START TALKING PLANT
Kurt Shur'Tugal make as many plot holes as you can!
Colonelnj10 GIANT MADNESS RIGHT NOW!!!!!!! get it?
I will fight the author while you do as much damage to the plot as you can
the more random plots and plot-holes you lot make the more power the author will have to use to seal them and the more power I can gather to fight him with (dont ask were from lets just say I know a few guys)
oh and author we DO play by the plot just not to yours
Khaakbaiter werever the hell you are START TALKING PLANT
Kurt Shur'Tugal make as many plot holes as you can!
Colonelnj10 GIANT MADNESS RIGHT NOW!!!!!!! get it?
I will fight the author while you do as much damage to the plot as you can
the more random plots and plot-holes you lot make the more power the author will have to use to seal them and the more power I can gather to fight him with (dont ask were from lets just say I know a few guys)
oh and author we DO play by the plot just not to yours
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*author pulls one hand free of the battle with Khaak_Hammer and reverses the time line*
HA that drained some of your power!
NO....I...AM..THE AUTHOR....I SHALL CRUSH YOU.....I CANNOT.....BE...DEFEATED
Your....not so....strong....i..can...take...you
*battle continus*
I still need more time give it all you've got my friends
HA that drained some of your power!
NO....I...AM..THE AUTHOR....I SHALL CRUSH YOU.....I CANNOT.....BE...DEFEATED
Your....not so....strong....i..can...take...you
*battle continus*
I still need more time give it all you've got my friends
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The Author appears and looks into the thread, mutters something about false Authors, and goes back to watching The Final Countdown.
"I'LL LET HAMMER AND THE FALSE AUTHOR FIGHT IT OUT... THIS IS A GOOD MOVIE..."
"I'LL LET HAMMER AND THE FALSE AUTHOR FIGHT IT OUT... THIS IS A GOOD MOVIE..."
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