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(Star Forge)

Science deck this is the bridge we've got a minor power fluctuation
in your area are you running any tests?

(Science Deck)
Not that I know of command let…let me check

(Bridge)
Wait…now we’ve got bio-hazard warning’s going off all over your section what have you done!?

(Science Deck)
Wha…wait a.. oh NO something’s come aboard (static) hELp uS HHEELLPPP UUSSS (Static)

(Bridge)
My god all the lower decks read as one massive Bio-organism and it…its
Growing

(tec)
Sir Sir the main computers been subverted ARRG something’s come up
Through the DECK HELP HELP AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGG

(Bridge)
Com alert Holmberg prime!

(Com)
Cant sir! Com has been subverted!

*A horrible red liquid oozes up through the deck plates*

(Captain)
Computer destruct code 235468964351 AAAARRRGGGGG

(Computer)
Code confirmed

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FROM: Nija Halcyon
TO:Kennith Blake

My new bio-warhead worked!
I took a chance with that one but the captain lived long enough
to activate the self-destruct, if he had not then we would have
had a new threat to deal with but it worked the star forge is gone
and your fleet is crippled. While my version of the star forge is already
producing corvette's for my fleet and will be fully operational within
3 days. I swear on my master’s body I will destroy your brutal regime
and free the races that you have enslaved![/url]
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TO: Khaak Hammer
FROM: Admiral Tigerclaw GCFA

"We are not interested in the requisition of space, nor technology we already have. Also, Pretty Sammy is on the move, I won't get involved anywhere when Magical Girls are righting the balance. "


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TO: ALL
FROM: "Mahou Shoujo, PURETTY SAMMI!"

"PRETTY... COQUETTISH... BOMBER!!!!!"


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TO: Nija Halcyon (Khaak Hammer)
FROM: Admiral Tigerclaw (GCFA)

"My surveylence network just relayed the image of a disturbingly large pink heart bypassing the temporal shields on one of your fleets and rendering the entire task force completely useless, and collored in very in-fleet-like colors. This is the work of Pretty Sammy, I will not interfere with Magical Girl Justice... because no amount of brutal firepower can defeat Magical Girls, cuteness, or the fact that no matter how many times they get killed, deleted, removed from the timeline, or otherwise... THEY HAVE A REALLY SCARY HABIT OF RESSURRECTING! You should opt out of combat while you still can, and she'll just go deliver justice to other combatants. Trust me, I know how magical girls work. (There's a fivehundred page textbook in my archives on the functions of Magical Girls.)"

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TO: ALL
FROM: Admiral Tigerclaw (GCFA)

"I suggest for the sake of the sanity of the galaxy, everyone stops fighting NOW... because Pretty Sammy is on the loose!
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Nija sighs and cuts the channel

*hails the fleet*

"this is nija is every thing alright down there?"

(fleet commander)

"yes sir why?"

“I just received a propaganda message from TigerClaw and wanted to make sure the fleet was unaffected”

“Everything’s fine at our end sir a few minor fluctuations in a 32 wing light destroyer
But that’s about it”
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TO: Nija Halcyon
FROM: Jedi Council

it has been proven that you are the enemy of the force, and must be silenced. we are sending general Blake Konig to oversee the invasion of your base planet.
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TO:GCFA
FROM: Holmberg Republic POW Care Division
Sir, it seems that sarah has been captured by our enemies,


Somewhere within the Star Kingdom Of Manticore....
Holmberg Clone 1132: Master, it seems the enemy is ready to attack at any given moment.
Captain Blaze: What, ARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!
(Giant teletubby smashes into the Specops Nova and destroys it)
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FROM:Nija Halcyon
TO: Jedi Council

Me an enemy of the force!?
were do you sit?
at the head of the Holmberg republic!
you are the ones who are responsible for the death of JHON
and you banished my master after all he had done for you
without him half of you would not be sitting on those seats
and this is how you repay him! you support the very master
that almost brought about the death of the galaxy!!

I will NOT be a part of this...this PUPPET order.
once you were great once I honoured and admired
your order you embraced the force loved it were one
with it......and now look at you Gaa I will not waste words
with you. But know this, The call for freedom and peace has sounded!
you WILL be unseated and the true order will be reasablised remember
these and remember them well.
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Post by Colonelnj10 »

TO: Nija Halcyon
FROM: Jedi Council

It appears that we may have overreacted with our decision, we still hold you responsible for the death of Trenton Holmberg. if you wish to agree on a cease-fire, you may.
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Post by Khaak_Hammer »

I will ponder upon this for a time


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if the holmberg republic freely admits that they are the cause of this war
then I will allow a ceace fire however it requires that during the ceace
fire there will be NO fleet movement on bouth sides for 500 lightyears of the border EXCEPT those that put fleets further away from the conflict
zone

do you agree to these terms


NOTE this does NOT end this thread OR this war it is only a ceace fire
NOT the end of the war
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TO: Nija Halcyon
FROM: Jedi Council

we have checked our databank, it appears that the Star Kingdom Of Manticore is behind the war after we declared a ban on Hammerhead Missiles
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FROM Nija Halcyon
TO Jedi Council

No the war was started after the death of my Master and trenton holmbergs mass murder of the Allied fleets wicth then brought the
GaGaren alliance into conflict with the holmberg republic

I have no cares about the Star Kingdom Of Manticore
almost nothing has been heard of them since the start of the war
my fight is with the holmberg republic not the Star Kingdom Of Manticore



but I will allow a cease-fire on the terms stated in my last transmission

but my fleet will deploy powerfull maned scaner posts along the border
to track the movements of all ships within 500 lightyears you may also
do the same on your side of the border

do you agree to these terms?

I expect a responce within 30 mizuras or I will continue to attack

EDIT You did not respond in the time given so I now have No choice but to continu the war
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Note: Im going off for 12 hours (its now 12 o'clock at night on the UK date line)


edit: BACK ON AND ROARING TO GO
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(9th fleet command M0)

Sir all ships report ready all weapons armed and temporal shields
are on-line and fully charged

very well, com, send a message to high command informing them that we
are proceeding with the attack and expect total control of Kingdom End within a month and back in the hands of the boron in another 3 weeks

....message sent

Very well, all ships this is fleet command engage jumpdrives on my mark

Sir all ships jump engines online and fully charged

Very well....3.....2.....1...MARK

*all ships jump to hyperspace leaving the sector empty*
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FROM: Holmberg controled sector "Kingdom End"
TO:Main Fleet

emergancy repeat em(Static) a combined GaGaren Sh(Static
enter(Static) firefights reported across the system they (Static)
and third moons and are landing troops (Static) the remains of our
fleet are(Static)fance of the planet. sabot(Static) landed they are (Static)
boron prisoners and (Static) missile sil(Static) they will soon have control
of the entire sec(Static) please send re(Static) we ca(Static) longer
Please send a flee(Static) temporal shields make (Static) useless
they have deployed m(Static) Trans(Static) up(Static) con(Static)
n(Static)

---Transmission Lost---
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TO: GaGaren star empire
FROM: Holmberg Republic

Crashing down.... activate Jumpdrive!
(Planet Holmberg prime and Star Forge Jump into a gateless demention using a massive hyperdrive system)

we have not yet finished...

FROM: Ghost of Trenton Holmberg
TO: Khaak_Hammer Spectre

it seems we have met in a cross fire,

there is one way either one of us can be revived. there is a planet that was left by old jedi that is full of temples, in one contains a scepter that, with enough force energy can revive the dead. I have sent my apprentice to look for this planet, it is cloaked by a Cloaking Device and cannot be seen. No one can set foot on this land unless one has force skills.

Good Luck finding it...
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To: Dead guys
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FROM: Specter Of Khaak Hammer
TO: Ghost of Trenton Holmberg

I know all about the scepter and it's powers after all I was the one
who defeated its maker and it does not have the ability to raise the dead
true it can bring life back to a body but that is all. what it cannot do is
reintegrate the mind of one already dead back into a body you are now,
like me just echoes in the force kept alive only by the minds of our apprentices Face it holmberg you are as dead as I am and nothing can be done about it!
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"My apprentice a grave danger has befallen us Trenton Holmberg has learned of the scepter of ragnos and he has sent Kennith Blake to find it"

"But master the scepter is useless you drained its power after you killed
its maker"

"Yes but he has got it into his head that it can bring him back to life"

"Then why not just let him go off on his wild bantha chase and use this time to our advantage?"

"No the scepter is useless but think why would I have cloaked the planet
it was on if nothing was there?"

"Because...there was something more powerful there?"

"Yes if a Jedi sets foot on that planet then he will unleash an ancient madness that nothing can withstand!"

"I have stop him!"

"Yes you must go I will tell you were to find the planet you must do the rest"

"Yes master"
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Post by AdmiralTigerclaw »

---FLASH TRAFFIC---
**@!@!$%$#@$^@@%$!@@**
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ALLICE: DECRYPTING, Priority one tight beam transmission.

FROM: Bunpei Class A.W.A.C.S. 'Lidless Eye'
TO: Admiral Tigerclaw, U.S.S. Galaxius.


"Astral scans of local patrol sector have located the cloaked planet in question. Holding station four AUs away to prevent locating from other forces. We wouldn't have detected it had we not known to look. Suggest deployment of a Phantom Class strike carrier to the location to secure space as well as a small landing party of fully geared Armarines to identify, secure, and if required... destroy any dangerous artifacts."

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TO: Lidless Eye
FROM: U.S.S. Galaxius

"Commense electronic countermeasure operations on sight of any hostile vessels. Carrier HASTINGS will be instructed to reinforce local area shortly. In the event of the appearance of Pretty Sammy in the area, evacuate immediately. Hastings will be carring some Ysalimiri organisms to help neutralize Force users should such a situation develope. However don't count on it... Have the mages onboard ready with some decent attack spells. Self defense takes priority."


ALLICE: Encrypting... Tight beam transmission towards destination.
@##@%^&^%^*&^%$#@$@!$%$^&**^%$#@
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“All ships report ready sir"

"Very well commander, all ships prepare to for the jump to the cloaked planet"

"All ships jumpdrives read green across the board sir"

"all ships jump to subspace on my mark"

"3.....2.....1...MARK"


*the huge GaGaren/allied fleet jumps to subspace and leaves the sector
empty*


(Two Hours Later)

(Lidless Eye)

"Commander! I have a massive subspace readings it looks like a huge fleet is about to revert to real-space”

"On screen"

*A huge fleet of 500 GaGaren/allied ships reverts to realspace*

"Full alert arm all weapons and inform the admiral of the situation"

"Sir the enemy fleet has opened all gun ports but they aren’t tracking our ships...wait we’re being hailed"

"On screen"

*Nija Halcyon Appears on the view screen*

"...to commander of the "Lidless Eye" I repeat do NOT I say again DO NOT
land on the planet doing so will allow the release of an being that nothing
will be able to stand against"

"this is the commander of the "Lidless Eye" we have received you and I demand an explanation"

"commander if anyone lands on the planet then a creature that was buried
there more then 10 billion years ago will be released you MUST NOT land
please I have no quarrel with Admiral TigerClaw but I MUST talk with him
will you please open a channel to him so that I may talk him out of this...this madness"

"hmm I dont totaly belive you...but I will allow you to speak with the admiral"

"thank you commander"

(I now await your response admiral and yes if you land then there WILL be pain for every one)
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TO: Holmberg Republic
From: Star Kingdom of Manticore

*2000 SD(P)'s drop out of hyperspace*

*a massive barrage of 3 million antimatter warheads overwhelms the Holmberg fleet and Star Forge destroying them completely*

I demand the surrender of holmberg prime immediatly, you have entered one of the universes we are currently taking over, otherwise you would have never been allowed to enter, if you do not surrender immediatly i will have no choice but to turn it into radioactive cinders.
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Post by Khaak_Hammer »

FROM:Nija Halcyron
TO:Star Kingdom of Manticore

At last!
Please you must assist me we MUST stop Admiral TigerClaw from
landing on that planet. If he lands then he will unleash an ancient insanity
that not even your alternate universe’s can protect against!

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