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Rapier · Post by **Rapier** » Mon, 31. Mar 08, 22:28

I wonder what the Egosoft boys and girls have planned: another performance enhancing script perhaps?

I'm going away for a few days, so I won't be around, but do let me know what happened when I get back.

Al · Post by Al » Mon, 31. Mar 08, 23:02

Whats almost here.....

must be topic i guess

fiksal · Post by **fiksal** » Mon, 31. Mar 08, 23:09

april 1st?

Al · Post by Al » Mon, 31. Mar 08, 23:09

I can honestly say I've not idea what you are about (for a change

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edit: didn't realise what the date was.....

Jericho · Post by **Jericho** » Mon, 31. Mar 08, 23:59

I thought he was talking about GTA4

Java Jawa · Post by **Java Jawa** » Tue, 1. Apr 08, 00:00

Jericho wrote:I thought he was talking about GTA4

Still another month unfortunately.

But April 1st is just a colossal April Fool's Day joke - it doesn't actually exist

Jericho · Post by **Jericho** » Tue, 1. Apr 08, 00:10

Java Jawa wrote:
But April 1st is just a colossal April Fool's Day joke - it doesn't actually exist

Congratulations. You have just ripped a hole in the fabric of the spacetime continuum with that paradox. If the universe comes to a shuddering halt and atomizes you, you only have yourself to blame.

Tsar_of_Cows · Post by **Tsar_of_Cows** » Tue, 1. Apr 08, 00:29

Jericho wrote:
Java Jawa wrote:
But April 1st is just a colossal April Fool's Day joke - it doesn't actually exist
Congratulations. You have just ripped a hole in the fabric of the spacetime continuum with that paradox. If the universe comes to a shuddering halt and atomizes you, you only have yourself to blame.

[stares at rip in the space time continuum]
...
NOOB!
[runs off]

Rapier · Post by **Rapier** » Tue, 1. Apr 08, 00:38

Or maybe the joke is that, having conditioned us to be wary, there won't be anything, but we'll keep seeing 'fools' that aren't there.

Can a thread be locked for containing too many paradoxes? And if so, how many paradoxes is too many?

Nyax · Post by **Nyax** » Tue, 1. Apr 08, 01:11

Provided they don't run the risk of erasing the Forums and x-games from the space time continuum then any number of Paradoxes is allowed.

Now if you'll excuse me i'm off to become my own great, great grandfather.

Oh wait i already am.

And his great, great grandfather too for that matter.

So i went back and shot myself before i could do it.

eladan · Post by **eladan** » Tue, 1. Apr 08, 01:37

Nyax wrote:So i went back and shot myself before i could do it.

You missed out "and I immediately disappeared in a puff of illogic."

fiksal · Post by **fiksal** » Tue, 1. Apr 08, 01:42

eladan wrote:
Nyax wrote:So i went back and shot myself before i could do it.
You missed out "and I immediately disappeared in a puff of illogic."

that's where you are wrong, why immediately and not a moment before the 'immediately'

I'll say, since we all expect an april's fool's day joke from egosoft, we aren’t expecting the TRUTH from egosoft, so it's quite logical for them to post something as a truth, so that we all assume it as a joke, and thus succeeding in the april's fool's day concept

of course as soon as they see my post, then they'll reverse it again and post a LIE, while masking it as a lie, so we actually think of it as a truth, thus suceeding in the ...

so then there's only one logical solution to all this, we should all expect a

Usenko · Post by **Usenko** » Tue, 1. Apr 08, 01:53

I told my students to remember to be at school half an hour early tomorrow.

Simple, but good!

Dragoongfa · Post by **Dragoongfa** » Tue, 1. Apr 08, 01:53

I know what they are planning and its...

AARARRRGHGHH...

Thumb...

fiksal · Post by **fiksal** » Tue, 1. Apr 08, 01:57

Usenko wrote:I told my students to remember to be at school half an hour early tomorrow.

Simple, but good!

I going to tell everyone that I am coming to work tomorrow... ehehehe

Al · Post by Al » Tue, 1. Apr 08, 02:15

New forum administrators........ ok.

eladan · Post by **eladan** » Tue, 1. Apr 08, 02:15

fiksal wrote:that's where you are wrong, why immediately and not a moment before the 'immediately'

Bacause he wouldn't have gone back and shot himself if he disappeared beforehand, so he wouldn't have disappeared at all! And therein lies the paradox.

fiksal · Post by **fiksal** » Tue, 1. Apr 08, 02:18

eladan wrote:
fiksal wrote:that's where you are wrong, why immediately and not a moment before the 'immediately'
Bacause he wouldn't have gone back and shot himself if he disappeared beforehand, so he wouldn't have disappeared at all! And therein lies the paradox.

disappearing immediately doesnt fix it

actually if we use Bender's tattoo to fix the paradox, then it's all just fine...
though I am guessing the copy will be DO-OMED... oh wait, the copy would not be born - perfect.

huh, I believe we just solved the physics greatest paradox

I think I fould picture of EA-FD Six
Nice.... The change is welcome, I say

remember that thing of Truth and Lie I was talking about?

BugMeister · Post by **BugMeister** » Tue, 1. Apr 08, 02:50

..for to be sure and a fine paradox they are too, as well an' all..

eladan · Post by **eladan** » Tue, 1. Apr 08, 03:10

fiksal wrote:disappearing immediately doesnt fix it

Yeah, I know. I just didn't want to confuse(?) the issue.

actually if we use Bender's tattoo to fix the paradox, then it's all just fine...
though I am guessing the copy will be DO-OMED... oh wait, the copy would not be born - perfect.

huh, I believe we just solved the physics greatest paradox

Hmm. I haven't seen that one yet...

I think I fould picture of EA-FD Six
Nice.... The change is welcome, I say

Nice pic indeed!

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