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Post by Gavrushka »

I wanted to book February 17th 2019 for the end of the world, but I am unsure how to go about it.- I have a couple of alternatives, but I really, really would rather go with my first choice.

Can someone point me in the right direction?
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Well all i can say was the rapture turned out like a night of passion with Mrs V.

Thankfully being the sceptic that i am i saved my party bag of minstrels for today and will be eating them as i research how to sue harold camping


See y'all next year for for Rapture III, this time it's back and it's personal!

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there's going to be a lot of angry tramps today
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LV wrote: Thankfully being the sceptic that i am i saved my party bag of minstrels for today and will be eating them as i research how to sue harold camping
I doubt you'll find a way to do that. As far as I'm aware being a fringe loony has never been made a crime. Good thing, too - we could lose dozens of our best chaps off the forum . . . :D

PS - your cartoon WINS! :)
Morkonan wrote:What really happened isn't as exciting. Putin flexed his left thigh during his morning ride on a flying bear, right after beating fifty Judo blackbelts, which he does upon rising every morning. (Not that Putin sleeps, it's just that he doesn't want to make others feel inadequate.)
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Post by LV »

I refuse to acknowledge you on the grounds that you should be dead

Shame i couldn't find a pic as heaven where it was a nudist colony.
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LV wrote:Shame i couldn't find a pic as heaven where it was a nudist colony.
We all know what happens last time you tried that..... :P
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Post by Usenko »

LV: I shouldn't be dead. I should be more powerful than you could possibly imagine. :)
Morkonan wrote:What really happened isn't as exciting. Putin flexed his left thigh during his morning ride on a flying bear, right after beating fifty Judo blackbelts, which he does upon rising every morning. (Not that Putin sleeps, it's just that he doesn't want to make others feel inadequate.)
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Post by LV »

That only works if done by my hand, it can be arranged for a small fee though ;)

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anybody getting this when posting

"Could not connect to smtp host : 111 : Connection refused"

post still works though

i may to nip upstairs and feed the hamsters if so
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Post by Usenko »

Yes, I did get that a minute ago. Any ideas?
Morkonan wrote:What really happened isn't as exciting. Putin flexed his left thigh during his morning ride on a flying bear, right after beating fifty Judo blackbelts, which he does upon rising every morning. (Not that Putin sleeps, it's just that he doesn't want to make others feel inadequate.)
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Post by EliteM3 »

10:51 pm there, nothing happens....
Its good to see you alive :)
and yes, I have this error too, I'm not sure is hoster raptured....
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Post by Usenko »

In fairness to the . . unusual people involved, I'd like to point out that they weren't expecting me to drop dead as such, merely to be somehow bodily removed from Earth.

This is one potential interpretation of the Bible, and it's believed fairly widely. That's not the problem - the problem was that this clown believed that he could predict the time, something which is specifically refuted in scripture; so he was already in a bad situation before he started.

Of course, the fact that he believed himself to be Jesus Himself should have given the rest of us a clue that we're not at home to Mr Sanity . . .
Morkonan wrote:What really happened isn't as exciting. Putin flexed his left thigh during his morning ride on a flying bear, right after beating fifty Judo blackbelts, which he does upon rising every morning. (Not that Putin sleeps, it's just that he doesn't want to make others feel inadequate.)
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True
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Post by philip_hughes »

seems like the bit that makes the forum work seemlessly was raptured...
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philip_hughes wrote:seems like the bit that makes the forum work seemlessly was raptured...
Oh you better hope not. Wasn't Skynet meant to come alive a little while back. Theen the rapture happens and *computers* go missing?

.......

Excuse me, I have to go hide..
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Post by Usenko »

It gets worse - the EVIL computers wouldn't be raptured, only the good ones.

And the evil computers would be left behind, and most cross about that.

I hope the yanks haven't put the computers in charge of their nuclear arsenal yet . . .
Morkonan wrote:What really happened isn't as exciting. Putin flexed his left thigh during his morning ride on a flying bear, right after beating fifty Judo blackbelts, which he does upon rising every morning. (Not that Putin sleeps, it's just that he doesn't want to make others feel inadequate.)
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Post by brucewarren »

What if the evil computers are also the ones with the worst operating systems?

If Skynet gets a Windows Protection Fault. We're saved. :D
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brucewarren wrote:What if the evil computers are also the ones with the worst operating systems?

If Skynet gets a Windows Protection Fault. We're saved. :D
Quick! Everyone start writing really important documents and not saving them!

It's the only way...
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Post by EliteM3 »

Come on man, Skynet does not exist, if you think that the terminators exist, then you are totally lost......
there is no option to do this.....

no robots, or any kinds of machines which kills humas does not exist....
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Post by philip_hughes »

Humas? Do you mean "Humus"? the organic residue in soil which gives it most of its charge carrying capacity?
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Post by EliteM3 »

Witchking wrote::o There was a group of people standing at a bus stop outside my house about an hour ago and .......they have disappeared :o :o
ye, they disappeared because they went in the bus :D
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Post by X2-Eliah »

Larossentinel wrote:
Witchking wrote::o There was a group of people standing at a bus stop outside my house about an hour ago and .......they have disappeared :o :o
ye, they disappeared because they went in the bus :D
Well duh, you can't expect them to walk all the way to heaven - obviously they'd wait for a Jesusbus. :P
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