Wanton use of nukes and the path to galactic conquest!

Official fiction, fan fiction and artwork. Let your talent express itself!

Moderators: TheElf, Moderators for English X Forum

Tiedyeguy
Posts: 1156
Joined: Mon, 16. Feb 04, 03:39
x4

Post by Tiedyeguy »

It has a Pirate Base in it and his main base is in PTNI IIRC so I'd guess it is the one directly East of PTNI :p
NUKLEAR-SLUG wrote:A wasp can sting you and that just hurts, a hundred stings can be fatal.. and that's before you consider most wasps don't come armed with flamethrowers.
Former Commanding Officer of "Hellbound Handbasket" M7 Panther light Carrier in the mighty fleet of Admiral Leo 'Steve' Kayean.
JanusTN
Posts: 129
Joined: Wed, 19. Feb 03, 00:45
xr

Post by JanusTN »

Well, nice to know that I survived my first easy button pushing! Although after the pilot briefing, I thought I saw someone sitting in the empty chair next to me, where the purple wing boys normally sit.
I have NOT lost my mind!! It's backed up on the server, but the network is down again...
bones_ayres
Posts: 43
Joined: Wed, 17. Dec 03, 12:15
x3tc

Post by bones_ayres »

woo! I've made it into the Purple (hearts?) wing! No to see if I can last longer than a week; which will be tricky no doubt, what with the wings current attempts at setting up a "time honored" tradition of self immolation with missiles...

and why is that pilot over in the corner always trying to hand me pamphlets about how carbon based life is inferior and for a small donation of my ship and my soul I can learn all about the joys of silicon based life...? :xenon:
Seleucius
Posts: 403
Joined: Tue, 21. Apr 09, 04:56
x3tc

Post by Seleucius »

bones_ayres wrote:and why is that pilot over in the corner always trying to hand me pamphlets about how carbon based life is inferior and for a small donation of my ship and my soul I can learn all about the joys of silicon based life...? :xenon:
That's Gothsheep. He's... well. He's not coming when Steve heads to X023.
Merdocharr
Posts: 81
Joined: Wed, 23. Sep 09, 16:09
x4

Post by Merdocharr »

Hi, I'd like to enlist in your fleet.

Ship: Terran Scimitar if you can get one in near future, otherwise any well-shielded M4, M3, M8 or M6 will do.
Name: Curse goddess
Weapons: Anything you deem suitable, low-med missile fire probability
Race: Argon

I'll also try my best not to be the next one getting a funeral service as the new guy :P .
Gothsheep
Posts: 2161
Joined: Fri, 18. May 07, 10:31
x3tc

Post by Gothsheep »

Seleucius wrote:
bones_ayres wrote:and why is that pilot over in the corner always trying to hand me pamphlets about how carbon based life is inferior and for a small donation of my ship and my soul I can learn all about the joys of silicon based life...? :xenon:
That's Gothsheep. He's... well. He's not coming when Steve heads to X023.


I'm only trying to share with you guys the perfect harmony. :(

Oh, and the Yaki have tempted our might. Let us show them the error of this.
Gizmocat
Posts: 111
Joined: Sat, 29. Nov 08, 17:51
x3tc

Post by Gizmocat »

The best thing about self-immolation through missiles - no need for a separate funeral pyre!

Drink well, fellow raiders, to the completion of a successful endeavor! May those who fell in battle find their way to the feasting hall!

Now, about that Yaki thumping - when do we start?
The Boron Viking Brigade will live!
brucewarren
Posts: 9243
Joined: Wed, 26. Mar 08, 14:15
x3tc

Post by brucewarren »

Gothsheep has not been indoctrinated by a Reaper - he's Borg :!:
yoink
Posts: 45
Joined: Tue, 13. Jan 09, 12:35

Post by yoink »

sweet fleet.
User avatar
Olterin
Posts: 1110
Joined: Fri, 27. Feb 09, 20:34
xr

Post by Olterin »

OMG, a Borg! Nuke the site from orbit, it's the only way to make sure it's dead! :lol:


...Alternatively, hack his subspace transmitter and make him independent of the collective... to integrate him into our own :twisted:
"Do or do not, there is no try"
"My Other Overwhelming Mixed Assault Fleet is a Brigantine" -Seleucius, commenting on my ship naming scheme
Hartzaden
Posts: 209
Joined: Thu, 26. Mar 09, 18:26
x3tc

Post by Hartzaden »

/me reads gothsheeps handout

interesting. only having to worry about replacing broken parts. ne need to eat or sleep. and free fight command software MKII. dosent seem like a bad deal. but to share a collective mind with gothsheep.

/me turns to Limbos ghost and thay both nod

I'll pass thank you
Evildudeness
Posts: 133
Joined: Wed, 21. Sep 05, 23:35
x3tc

Post by Evildudeness »

Tenlar Scarflame wrote: Finally, if you find it within the bounds of your capacious and magnanimous heart, I would be honored to lead Blue Wing from the pilot's seat of that Advanced Eclipse. Armed with whatever you deem most appropriate. "Duck Dodgers II" shall be its name.
Is that capacious or capricious?

Although, after that op, the Guv should be in a good mood.
Nuke 'em 'til they glow and shoot 'em in the dark.
Reach out and touch someone....with High Energy Plasma
Gizmocat
Posts: 111
Joined: Sat, 29. Nov 08, 17:51
x3tc

Post by Gizmocat »

Okay - here's the next round... space fuel, space fuel, spiced space fuel, space weed - wait, who ordered the battery? :?
The Boron Viking Brigade will live!
ZeakTanir
Posts: 57
Joined: Fri, 1. May 09, 05:26
x3tc

Post by ZeakTanir »

Gizmocat
Posted: Mon, 19. Oct 09, 23:45    Post subject:
Okay - here's the next round... space fuel, space fuel, spiced space fuel, space weed - wait, who ordered the battery?
:rofl:

That was great.
User avatar
Tenlar Scarflame
Posts: 3359
Joined: Mon, 30. May 05, 04:51
xr

Post by Tenlar Scarflame »

Gizmocat wrote:wait, who ordered the battery? :?
I rofled. :D

EDIT

Incidentally, shouldn't we also be looking out for the pilot of "Beep" ? Last time I tried to talk to him all he could say was "Hasta la Vista, baby" in this dark, Austrian voice...
My music - Von Neumann's Children - Lasers and Tactics

I'm on Twitch! 21:15 EST Sundays. Come watch me die a lot.
User avatar
ajsarge
Posts: 536
Joined: Sun, 11. Apr 04, 09:01
x3tc

Post by ajsarge »

*raises hand*

If you repair it, get it a full set of shields, and some HEPTs + 3PRGs (one on back) for that nova Vanguard, I'll fly it.

Name: Sword
Missiles: Tunderbolts or Waps
Race: Argon, if it really matters
Gothsheep
Posts: 2161
Joined: Fri, 18. May 07, 10:31
x3tc

Post by Gothsheep »

Gizmocat wrote:Okay - here's the next round... space fuel, space fuel, spiced space fuel, space weed - wait, who ordered the battery? :?
<.<

>.>

*sticks a half a slice of lime on the battery*

Mmmmmm...
Hartzaden
Posts: 209
Joined: Thu, 26. Mar 09, 18:26
x3tc

Post by Hartzaden »

Gothsheep wrote:
<.<

>.>

*sticks a half a slice of lime on the battery*

Mmmmmm...
if it wasent for the ghost haunting my ship i would never come the the fighterjocks bar. but a batter. . . . eh? (long drawn out sigh) althow the new capen is a nice guy. not to much for conversation but i guess that gos with split inprisionment.

eh F it

(steal gothsheeps battery and dropes it in his drink)

Aahhhh tingley.
brucewarren
Posts: 9243
Joined: Wed, 26. Mar 08, 14:15
x3tc

Post by brucewarren »

Quickly, someone call the medics before it's too late- that "battery" was full of nanoprobes.
yoink
Posts: 45
Joined: Tue, 13. Jan 09, 12:35

Post by yoink »

:?



This thread just gets wierder & wierder...

Return to “Creative Universe”