Boobies

[Chobittsu]

You actually have a point here. We have a Split colony.

And that colony needs a bar.

Split-themed bar.

With Split female strippers.

What do you think I've been pushing with my X:R fanart all this time?
I'd be happy with even just more Split models. Anyone else notice that it's the SAME GUY over and over again for the Split?

[AdamPHole]

Their movements are stiff and boring too. How 'bout we get some Kabuki all up in here? It'd fit with the lore too

With less clothes, maybe. But there have got to be much better examples of artistic dance than that from the movie with the Chinese geisha and based upon the book with the wrong interpretation of the geishas, by Arthur Golden (who betrayed Mineko Iwasaki in the process).

[Chobittsu]

That wasn't my first choice for an example link, the other turned out to be a guy, which wouldn't have done anything to help my point