lets start a new "you know you've played too much X3 when"

NicoPalazzari · Post by **NicoPalazzari** » Sat, 5. Jun 10, 06:56

I just found out that the old one is locked, please post any ideas that come to you.

Targ Collective · Post by **Targ Collective** » Sat, 5. Jun 10, 07:13

Okay, I'll start with my favourite from the old one:

When you build a megaplex and decide to construct a scale model. In toothpicks.

Corporeal · Post by **Corporeal** » Sat, 5. Jun 10, 07:14

...X makes you blow 500 dollars more than necessary on a new laptop

Catra · Post by **Catra** » Sat, 5. Jun 10, 07:19

when you ask a mechanic why the jumpsuits dont have repair lasers installed.

Sam L.R. Griffiths · Post by **Sam L.R. Griffiths** » Sat, 5. Jun 10, 07:45

when you can recite all the names of the ships in X in alphabetical order

Hellfire29 · Post by **Hellfire29** » Sat, 5. Jun 10, 08:27

When you can use a pen and paper to make a perfect closed loop complex. Including the asteroids. And the sector.

MAXTEN · Post by **MAXTEN** » Sat, 5. Jun 10, 08:49

When you feel, You can't get enough of it, and it hurt to shut it down. Don't bother me now !!!

The Youngster · Post by **The Youngster** » Sat, 5. Jun 10, 09:07

When you have the instinct to save before you do anything important. Even if you aren't on your computer.

Widow Maker · Post by **Widow Maker** » Sat, 5. Jun 10, 09:25

When you read the line "Fergie is an embarrassment to the royal family. As soon as she can afford a limo driver, she's a goner" and wonder what brought about her conversion.

EmperorJon · Post by **EmperorJon** » Sat, 5. Jun 10, 09:44

Ah, I remeber that ancient thread, was fun whilst it lasted.

And, indeed, when you start hitting J to speed up life.

I know. But it's true.

bonalste · Post by **bonalste** » Sat, 5. Jun 10, 09:53

When you start seeing little blue squares around all your household objects.

LV · Post by LV » Sat, 5. Jun 10, 10:12

When you tell Mrs Vader happy 34th birthday and she tells you she's 35

EmperorJon · Post by **EmperorJon** » Sat, 5. Jun 10, 10:18

pjknibbs · Post by **pjknibbs** » Sat, 5. Jun 10, 10:42

LV wrote:When you tell Mrs Vader happy 34th birthday and she tells you she's 35

And then go posting her age on a public Internet forum?

EmperorJon · Post by **EmperorJon** » Sat, 5. Jun 10, 10:43

LV · Post by LV » Sat, 5. Jun 10, 10:45

pjknibbs wrote:
LV wrote:When you tell Mrs Vader happy 34th birthday and she tells you she's 35
And then go posting her age on a public Internet forum?

I'm already a dead man, doesn't really matter what else i do

amtct · Post by **amtct** » Sat, 5. Jun 10, 10:53

LV wrote:
pjknibbs wrote:
LV wrote:When you tell Mrs Vader happy 34th birthday and she tells you she's 35
And then go posting her age on a public Internet forum?
I'm already a dead man, doesn't really matter what else i do

Can be worse:
When you notice the milk man visits you to many times

Dis Astranagant · Post by **Dis Astranagant** » Sat, 5. Jun 10, 10:55

LV wrote:
pjknibbs wrote:
LV wrote:When you tell Mrs Vader happy 34th birthday and she tells you she's 35
And then go posting her age on a public Internet forum?
I'm already a dead man, doesn't really matter what else i do

Any last request?

unknown1 · Post by **unknown1** » Sat, 5. Jun 10, 11:05

when you want to increase your car's luggage rack with some cargo bay extensions ^^

Hellfire29 · Post by **Hellfire29** » Sat, 5. Jun 10, 12:22

When you pause just before giving a direction.
The petrol station is just behind the. North exit.

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lets start a new "you know you've played too much X3 when"

lets start a new "you know you've played too much X3 when"