so iv heard patch 2.5 is out for devnet5 or somthing!!!! (Now With Changelog!)

vukica · Post by **vukica** » Thu, 21. Aug 14, 17:39

DaddyMonster wrote:Trust no one and eat pancakes.

i'm nominating this as official X-Series fans motto!

TRUST NO ONE!!! ... and eat pancakes

Miniding · Post by **Miniding** » Thu, 21. Aug 14, 18:06

for now I m eating pancakes, become very fat, and build up my reputation with argon gvmt as I just finished the main plot... I just hope I won't be too fat to reach my PC when the patch will be available....

Eat and wait... not a bad way to wait but colesterol will kill me if it continues...

mohammadm55 · Post by **mohammadm55** » Thu, 21. Aug 14, 18:41

Xenon_Slayer wrote:
linolafett wrote:I am seriously going to vomit seeing that picture. uargh!
Dev down! You guys have gone too far!

omg no the xenon spy killed him, burn this traitor!!!

spankahontis · Post by **spankahontis** » Thu, 21. Aug 14, 18:57

vukica wrote:
DaddyMonster wrote:Trust no one and eat pancakes.
i'm nominating this as official X-Series fans motto!

TRUST NO ONE!!! ... and eat pancakes

I prefer... EAT PANCAKES OR DIE TRYING!

Marcus Aseth · Post by **Marcus Aseth** » Thu, 21. Aug 14, 19:58

Anyway seriously talking, I'm actually happy everytime I open this topic and I see there are no news,it means Egosoft is putting one more day of work into the patch.

The thing that seems unfair to me is the secrecy,I mean guys,I purchased the game knowing the condition it was in,just to support it and to belive in what your team can do,yet after this support gesture I would expect to know at least what you guys are working on...I mean,they game is out already,what is even the point of secrecy now?!

I only hope you guys at Egosoft don't see consumers just as an easy tool to make money...that would make me a sad sloth

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Earth Ultimatum IV. · Post by **Earth Ultimatum IV.** » Thu, 21. Aug 14, 20:14

Pray to god... That they are not actually delaying the patch just to add some "pancake" eastereggs...

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-1DgS ... ncakes.jpg

Nikola515 · Post by **Nikola515** » Thu, 21. Aug 14, 20:43

spankahontis wrote:
vukica wrote:
DaddyMonster wrote:Trust no one and eat pancakes.
i'm nominating this as official X-Series fans motto!

TRUST NO ONE!!! ... and eat pancakes

I prefer... EAT PANCAKES OR DIE TRYING!

EAT PANCAKES OR DIE WAITING !!!!

Marcus Aseth · Post by **Marcus Aseth** » Thu, 21. Aug 14, 20:55

After 7 pages of pancakes I still fail to understand this joke in the least...wtf...

I start to believe Egosoft is paying you guys to flood the topic with pancakes posts so to keep people distracted from the patch...though you can't deceive me guys,sorry but it won't work on me.

Never even knew what a pancakes was until I read of it in this forum,maybe is that why I am immune to it...I wonder...

vukica · Post by **vukica** » Thu, 21. Aug 14, 21:08

Marcus Aseth wrote:After 7 pages of pancakes I still fail to understand this joke in the least...wtf...

I start to believe Egosoft is paying you guys to flood the topic with pancakes posts so to keep people distracted from the patch...though you can't deceive me guys,sorry but it won't work on me.

Never even knew what a pancakes was until I read of it in this forum,maybe is that why I am immune to it...I wonder...

my NDA, with my employer prevents me from receinving payment from any other software company, even if it is, just for pancakes.

and they mean it.

however, there's nothing about pancakes in NDA.

EDIT: it's like 20 pages, so i haven't read all of it. there may be pancakes there.

Post by **Alan Phipps** » Thu, 21. Aug 14, 21:27

Marcus Aseth wrote: "I start to believe Egosoft is paying you guys ... you can't deceive me guys ..."

Paying? Egosoft? Now I *know* you are deceived!

(We are all volunteer lunatics here ...)

vukica · Post by **vukica** » Thu, 21. Aug 14, 21:33

we should totally have a kickstarter, gather our monies, and buy egosoft. or at least rights to use name and logo.

and turn it into an international pancake restaurant chain.

p.s. http://www.pancakehouse.com.ph/

Post by **Alan Phipps** » Thu, 21. Aug 14, 21:41

You mean selling the current series of X-Pancakes?

vukica · Post by **vukica** » Thu, 21. Aug 14, 21:44

yeah, sure, why not.

they should be x shaped. a patent idea incoming!

putruffer · Post by **putruffer** » Thu, 21. Aug 14, 21:47

hahahahahhaha x-pancakes... oh man... this thread is the best, its at least keeping my excitement for this new patch at BAY...

EGOSOFT... hmmm LEGO MY EGOO.. EGo... PANCAKES.... EGO WAFFLES...

BRB IM HUNGRY.

Marcus Aseth · Post by **Marcus Aseth** » Thu, 21. Aug 14, 21:52

don't get offended if my theory is wrong,but I now start to believe that there was no 2.5 patch to beggin with...the game ended with the 2.0, so player went mental and opened a thread about patch 2.5... short time after,they where all internalized in a asylum, and now I am replying to messages from people in said asylum...damn...how could have this happened?!

Egosoft...WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!

...this people believed in you...look at them now...

why?!

...WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!!!!!!

Post by **Sparky Sparkycorp** » Thu, 21. Aug 14, 21:56

You could be right, Marcus

Sam L.R. Griffiths · Post by **Sam L.R. Griffiths** » Thu, 21. Aug 14, 21:58

Welcome to the real world of software development where pretty much nothing goes exactly to plan and even the best plans can go wrong.

Marcus Aseth · Post by **Marcus Aseth** » Thu, 21. Aug 14, 22:02

That's it.

I'm leaving to Egosoft HQ right now, I swear to sloth god and to you guys that tomorrow you'll see the patch,I'll release it myself from one of their computers.

Message for Egosoft: leave HQ open please,I don't have the keys,thx.

Post by **Sparky Sparkycorp** » Thu, 21. Aug 14, 23:00

You have been caught on their pancake mix cameras!
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Marcus Aseth · Post by **Marcus Aseth** » Thu, 21. Aug 14, 23:06

I only wanted a snack before releasing the patch...

egosoft.com

egosoft.com

so iv heard patch 2.5 is out for devnet5 or somthing!!!! (Now With Changelog!)