X-move your hipsssss for profitsssss

dougeye · Post by **dougeye** » Sat, 31. Mar 12, 22:12

Dont worry its not on steam yet i just checked incase there was an update lol

Freeman_79 · Post by **Freeman_79** » Sat, 31. Mar 12, 23:03

Come on fellows... Announcement on a sunday

I'm pretty sure even Egosoft wants the weekend off aswell.
They just messing with your head

Post by **BurnIt!** » Sun, 1. Apr 12, 00:00

This weeks feature picture of X Rebirth shows a unique new way to negotiate prices. With "Move your hipsss for profitsss", you can use the Kinect for Windows controller to "dance down" the prices for any deal.

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Update April, 2nd: As most of you have found out already, this was of course our contribution to April Fools' Day

Sareth01 · Post by **Sareth01** » Sun, 1. Apr 12, 00:04

first activity i've seen in months

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Its good to see that the developers haven't forgot about this forum.

Chobittsu · Post by **Chobittsu** » Sun, 1. Apr 12, 01:28

This may be an April Fools joke, but there is a lot we can learn from this image.
Firstly, the Teladi are as ugly as always
Second, how the internal structure of ships and stations will probably look (My guess is this might be part of the Albion Skunk)
Third, Teladi are ugly
Fourth, Argnu really do look like cows
Fifth, character models are well proportioned and realistic, not that supermodel shit or Miranda's Ass from Mass Effect. Though the facial structure and hands could use a little work.
Sixth, Teladi.... UGLY.... KILL THEM ALL....
[EDIT]: Seventh, PINK DESIGNER JUMPSUITS ARE BACK IN FASHION!!!!!

Jumee · Post by **Jumee** » Sun, 1. Apr 12, 01:45

Freya Nocturne wrote:This may be an April Fools joke, but there is a lot we can learn from this image.
Firstly, the Teladi are as ugly as always
Second, how the internal structure of ships and stations will probably look (My guess is this might be part of the Albion Skunk)
Third, Teladi are ugly
Fourth, Argnu really do look like cows
Fifth, character models are well proportioned and realistic, not that supermodel shit or Miranda's Ass from Mass Effect. Though the facial structure and hands could use a little work.
Sixth, Teladi.... UGLY.... KILL THEM ALL....
[EDIT]: Seventh, PINK DESIGNER JUMPSUITS ARE BACK IN FASHION!!!!!

Ha, of course they are ugly

I wonder what other races look like -> and I really hope the face expression of those dancers is there as a joke and is not a part of normal face animation

Stars_InTheirEyes · Post by **Stars_InTheirEyes** » Sun, 1. Apr 12, 01:55

Freya Nocturne wrote: Fifth, character models are well proportioned and realistic, not that supermodel shit or Miranda's Ass from Mass Effect. Though the facial structure and hands could use a little work.

Personally I never had a problem with Miranda's ass

But yeah, fingers are like chop-sticks. And the chins.. my god the chins are nasty.

Meh, I want more Miranda ass!

Post by **Bernd** » Sun, 1. Apr 12, 02:50

The future of gaming...
We follow in the footsteps of this truely great game:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5XwKDhqDZA

silenced · Post by **silenced** » Sun, 1. Apr 12, 02:54

Yeah yeah ...

And not to forget:

Select Difficulty:

• Easy
• Very Easy
• Watch Bots doing it

Post by **Bernd** » Sun, 1. Apr 12, 02:58

Because people were asking in the facebook thread about this dance feature: Of course you can also trade without a Kinect controller. You just pay the full price and get no discounts.

Jumee · Post by **Jumee** » Sun, 1. Apr 12, 03:02

imagine dancing boron... or paranid

yuck

Mr. Reeves · Post by **Mr. Reeves** » Sun, 1. Apr 12, 04:40

The combination of voice recognition technology, raw unapologetic PC horsepower with multible monitors like a real space ship would have, kinect technology and minecraft's multiplayer solution would revolutionize the space sim and all pc games would look primitive in it's shadow. muhahaha....

The consoles would once again be put into their proper place... A pocket calculator. An antique in a musem. A paper weight. The recycle bin. Perhaps useful as a door stop.

Imagine a world where you never touch a keyboard or mouse. NEVER. Although you might have to if your crew gets killed. Once again more immersive. Like the interface of the Enterprise in the latest StarWars movie. And simply point or speak commands like a true ships captain standing on the bridge... or start a dance battle to negotiate price. I quite like it. It's new. Innovate and invent! It's what successful companies do.

I'm all about unapologetic PC horsepower and dimming the lights when my machine comes on.

Stars_InTheirEyes · Post by **Stars_InTheirEyes** » Sun, 1. Apr 12, 04:44

Bernd wrote:Because people were asking in the facebook thread about this dance feature: Of course you can also trade without a Kinect controller. You just pay the full price and get no discounts.

Oh goodie!

I hope we can compete online against others too.

Smart_Bomb · Post by **Smart_Bomb** » Sun, 1. Apr 12, 05:06

Wait is that fake???

Dammit, got me all excited to shake my bon bon!

NovusBogus · Post by **NovusBogus** » Sun, 1. Apr 12, 05:07

SimonKhan · Post by **SimonKhan** » Sun, 1. Apr 12, 08:45

silenced wrote:Yeah yeah ...

And not to forget:

Select Difficulty:

• Easy
• Very Easy
• Watch Bots doing it

I would realy love this bots mode

but anyway if they hare as stupide thas they normaly hare, you should call this mode impossible, cause there is no chance for you to finish the game alive xD

Darrosquall · Post by **Darrosquall** » Sun, 1. Apr 12, 09:48

Bernd wrote:Because people were asking in the facebook thread about this dance feature: Of course you can also trade without a Kinect controller. You just pay the full price and get no discounts.

obviously with a dlc pack at 9,99 euro, or free for who preorder the game, right?

EmperorJon · Post by **EmperorJon** » Sun, 1. Apr 12, 09:55

Bernd knows exactly what to say to rile the fans up.

Kudos.

jack775544 · Post by **jack775544** » Sun, 1. Apr 12, 10:54

Can we let the autopilot do the dancing?

Or will it still just crash into the nearest asteroid

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brucewarren · Post by **brucewarren** » Sun, 1. Apr 12, 11:08

I don't think we have one. There's a copilot. Maybe she could dance.

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