Hell. Yeyah! I didn't even have to pm you. Anyway, welcome back onboard after your little sleep. I'm afraid we're on the Shrike for a while. OFF is sending me on proper raids now though, so you'll get your PPCs soon enough. I'll transport you over.
Oh god, the Boredom!
Well, at long last I contact O:FF again, the Split fleet commander telling me I need to complete a mission of utmost importance... Scan the asteroids in the UK sector to the North. Dude, I'm flying a Shrike. They are many things, but fast is not one of them: Have you SEEN the size of that sector? *Grumble* I set off and launch my fastest fighter, an Advanced Perseus I picked up as a derelict during my travels, not far from one of the gates in Duke's Citadel if I remember correctly. The
Stalker is set to follow behind, fragging the occasional Kha'ak Scout with its flak turrets. Finally, blessedly, I find three 'satisfactory' asteroids and a Boron Orca enters the sector to deploy some mines. I return to the Shrike and escort the TL as ordered. This is going to be a looong mission.
A distinct lack of enemies bigger than a scout prompts me to relax and just try to keep up with the Orca, which is almost 20m/s faster than me in forward velocity. I use the strafe drive to keep up, moving diagonally through the stupidly big sector as the TL deploys its cargo. Just before we reach the second asteroid, there is a bright flash of point-jumpdrives and a wing of Kha'ak Corvettes (Which I name Korvettes for posterity) appears a few kilometres off. I break away from the TL and intercept them, my turrets destroying one after another. One breaks through though and I scramble to stop it, succeeding in preventing it from damaging the Orca. The rest of the mission goes quietly, and the TL leaves, the captain thanking me for keeping him company. Or something, 'cos I barely did squat. Anyway, I'm congratulated and told to bugger off until Command can think of something else to bore me to death with. Turns out I'm barely a gate away before Fjuny T'scct or whatever his name is calls me back: There's a Nividium (Or, if you're a pilot of the old school, Nvidium.

) convoy from the Teladi flying through the same UK sector and I've got to escort it. What did I tell you? They're trying to bore me to death.
And, it appears, cause me to have a heart attack via raised blood pressure due to incandescent fury: They decided to bring a rookie TM pilot along who stops, launches all his fighters, stops, lets them dock again and carries on EVERY GODDAMN TIME a Kha'ak ship sneezes within 50 kilometres of his ship. This leaves him(or, more likely, her - they are Teladi) far behind the other ships. Again, it's fairly uneventful until we get about halfway across the sector, where a massive cluster jumps in nearby and decouples as I approach, most of the fighters jetting past me to attack the weakly-shielded Vulture the Teladi decided to bring with them. It pops in no time - the massed alpha Kyon Emitters were too much for its paltry shield generators. It drops 50 or so units of Nividium though, which I pick up. Profitsss...

Anyway, the Kha'ak ships are no match for the Osprey the Teladi brought and die when I arrive to lend my flak. The Pelican is wayy back in the North East quadrant of the sector now, and has apparently been promoted to convoy leader, so the Osprey and I must fly all the way back to it, undoing the hard work - nay, toil - I'd been doing keeping the convoy safe.
Nothing else interesting happens until the convoy safely leaves the sector. The OFF commander paints a Kha'ak M5 in my scanners for me to follow and what seems like an entire expeditionary force of the Teladi Company Space Fleet turns up to 'help' me. Well, that ain't gonna happen: You brought like 20 bombers and how namy missiles? Whuzzat? Missilesss caussse losss of profitsss? So you brought bombers but no missiles. Brilliant. Pass on my (and, I suspect, Justin's) regards to the mission co-ordinator. They're obviously a genius. What could they possibly want 20 basically unarmed bombers to do? Headbutt the enemies into submission? Well, Teladi ships are certainly some of the best for that...
Anyway, I can spot a wierd construction which certainly wasn't there before in the distance, right in the middle of the sector by the looks. When did they put that there? I mean, it can't have been very long: I combed this sector for high yield asteroids not that long ago... Anyway, the KM5 shows incredible skill in piloting which would surely be exemplary to the TCSF ships by faceplanting repeatedly into its home station until it explodes. Is it something about this sector? Has it caused me to suddenly be surrounded by retards? Don't answer that. Anyway, I reach the station and my Gauss turrets open up. Eventually they stop firing, but the station hasn't blown up.

Out of ammo. Looks like it's going to be the main cannons from now on, eh? Finally the station blows and I get 'mission complete'.
Jump to Ianamus Zura for double purpose: steal some GC ammunition from the Phoenix and bring Krek Asimar back onboard, after what seems to have been drinking spree so long it's a wonder he remembers his own name. I think he wanted a go with those PPCs. Well, I doubt it'll be too long before this wish is granted... Although, I think he needs the alcohol puging from his system before I let him anywhere near my weapons systems again, and I can only imagine the hangover.

Anyway, I'm called back to OFF HQ urgently: The Kha'ak are attacking! With... 3 Korvettes and a Fighter. Yeah, about that... You called me over why? I mean, you have several M2s in the sector, plus the Shipyard's defence force, plus the mercenaries you have... Why call me in for this? Anyway, I'll be paid so I reluctantly go kill the small Kha'ak raiding party. Which prompts Fjuny T'scct to offer me another mission. I think I'll need the Phoenix for this 'un...
Property: Same as last time
~250Mcr - I've delivered the first batch of microchips to the HUB so now my complex East of Zyarth's Dominion is making pure profit! It's pretty much always empty and it's boosting my account nicely.
[OOC yet again]Also, I've just realised this, but I've never really told you about Improved Races' Sector Claim function. Basically I get sector ownership rights for 10Mcr (underpriced, I used the Script Editor to take an extra 40Mcr from my bank for each sector I claimed) and any stations in the sector pay me taxes every ingame hour. This tax is now 3Mcr/hr from three sectors: the compex one, the UK one near Getsu Fune and the HUB one. I think this is rather high, but can't go back on the decision. I reckon if I take away another 50Mcr per sector (making ownership rights 100M/sector) it would be less OP. What does everyone else think?[/OOC]
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