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Security would like to remind you...
to keep your children with you at all times. Unsecured children will be vaporized upon sight.
New silly station messages would be a great low-effort DLC
New silly station messages would be a great low-effort DLC
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Suzy might disagree with that message.
A dog has a master; a cat has domestic staff.
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It would be a nice thing to have more station messages. Having them be specific to race would be real nice, and a good way to get newer players introduced to each race's culture.
"Would Captain Suzy Roberts please attend to your son Wesley, he's being dreadful" could play in the SCA station.
"Would Captain Suzy Roberts please attend to your son Wesley, he's being dreadful" could play in the SCA station.
"If you can't take a little bloody nose, maybe you ought to go back home
and crawl under your bed. It's not safe out here! It's wondrous, with
treasures to satiate desires both subtle and gross, but it's not for the
timid." ---- Q
and crawl under your bed. It's not safe out here! It's wondrous, with
treasures to satiate desires both subtle and gross, but it's not for the
timid." ---- Q
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Some more "funny" voice-lines would be fun.
At a tourist location, I saw a sign saying " WARNING - Children left unattended will be sold to the circus "
Something similar with a space-theme would be fun.
At a tourist location, I saw a sign saying " WARNING - Children left unattended will be sold to the circus "
Something similar with a space-theme would be fun.
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Would Doctor Seldon please come to the planning department? Your book on zydeco history has been found.
Please do not hire away workers that are assisting ships in their landing procedure! (or maybe just 'speak with' instead of 'hire away')
If you have been trapped in a docking area, please use the ladders or jump over the gate to get out.
Please do not ride on the goods loading platforms. (or whatever those things are that slide out when a ship is landing)
Please do not hire away workers that are assisting ships in their landing procedure! (or maybe just 'speak with' instead of 'hire away')
If you have been trapped in a docking area, please use the ladders or jump over the gate to get out.
Please do not ride on the goods loading platforms. (or whatever those things are that slide out when a ship is landing)
"If you can't take a little bloody nose, maybe you ought to go back home
and crawl under your bed. It's not safe out here! It's wondrous, with
treasures to satiate desires both subtle and gross, but it's not for the
timid." ---- Q
and crawl under your bed. It's not safe out here! It's wondrous, with
treasures to satiate desires both subtle and gross, but it's not for the
timid." ---- Q
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Producing professional voice assets is by no means "low-effort". Yes, even those short, 5-10 second sound bites take considerable time and resources to create.
And IIRC, Egosoft doesn't have their own recording studio, they contract one (as well as a lot of their voice talent). So a new suite of audio assets aren't something they can just start making on a whim.
Admitting you have a problem is the first step in figuring out how to make it worse.
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It's just a tongue in cheek post, I wouldn't take it too seriously. I basically combined the messages about loose creatures being vaporized, and keeping your children in sight and found it hilarious.
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Please Ensure travel documentation is confirmed before boarding
Mystery Flights now departing from Bay 11
Mystery Flights now departing from Bay 11
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Teladi must be looting lockboxes in Xenon space again.
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