Chipmonk?

TTD · Post by **TTD** » Sat, 4. Aug 12, 22:49

If I play as a Goner , and I trade in Microchips , then would I become known as the above ?

Post by **Alan Phipps** » Sat, 4. Aug 12, 22:52

If you were a Boron trader in them (or such as Mahi Ma and his TS stuffed with microchips for/from the TC Hub plot) then would you be known as the Fish & Chips van?

TTD · Post by **TTD** » Sat, 4. Aug 12, 22:59

StarSword · Post by **StarSword** » Sat, 4. Aug 12, 23:05

"Boring Boron", meet "Annoying Argon".

Solomon Short · Post by **Solomon Short** » Sun, 5. Aug 12, 00:33

So would a Split who hunted Boron with PBGs & PBCs be a Fish Friar?

46_n_2 · Post by **46_n_2** » Sun, 5. Aug 12, 00:42

if a boron ate calamari is it considered cannibalism?

Coupaholic · Post by **Coupaholic** » Sun, 5. Aug 12, 01:14

Would a Paranid be called '6 eyes' if they wore glasses?

ConCorDian · Post by **ConCorDian** » Sun, 5. Aug 12, 03:53

since boron have three "sexes" does that make every boron Bi Sexual?

if so then if they have the odd homosexual tendancy does that make them Tri sexual?

TTD · Post by **TTD** » Sun, 5. Aug 12, 09:23

Thanks guys.
You cheer me up no ends.

Keep 'em comin'

ConCorDian · Post by **ConCorDian** » Sun, 5. Aug 12, 11:43

since boron talk via theramones as well as vocally, i wonder what is being said if one farts during a conversation?

Playbahnosh · Post by **Playbahnosh** » Sun, 5. Aug 12, 12:47

- You Boron! We attacked a trade convoy?
- Why, can't you see all the escorts Argon? And don't talk to me like that you Khaak!
- What, you are Teladi of the house now, princess?
- I Split on your and your petty insults. You are just Paranid, there is nothing to fear. It's a simple job.
- You said that last time. Also where is Peter and our backup, because I Xenon!?
- PeTerran outta here and attacked while we were arguing!
- Ehh, we can't help him, he's a Goner.

Coupaholic · Post by **Coupaholic** » Sun, 5. Aug 12, 12:58

Is a Xenon's last words "This program has performed an illegal operation and must be shut down?"

...and rather than see the light, they see a blue screen?

Playbahnosh · Post by **Playbahnosh** » Sun, 5. Aug 12, 13:06

- These aliens are causing a lot of butthurt in Terran space!
- Why, you have Khaak in Uranus?

EmperorJon · Post by **EmperorJon** » Sun, 5. Aug 12, 13:14

What do you call a lizard that's consumed too much Nostrop Oil?
Telardy.

Lazerius · Post by **Lazerius** » Sun, 5. Aug 12, 19:40

Playbahnosh wrote:- These aliens are causing a lot of butthurt in Terran space!
- Why, you have Khaak in Uranus?

That's quality right there.

46_n_2 · Post by **46_n_2** » Sun, 5. Aug 12, 21:06

what did the Xenon say to the Terrans?

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T.S.Zatoichi · Post by **T.S.Zatoichi** » Sun, 5. Aug 12, 22:12

^^All your bases are belong to us!

Stupid AI, how do they expect to rule the galaxy if they can't even structure a sentence properly.

StarSword · Post by **StarSword** » Mon, 6. Aug 12, 02:06

Lazerius wrote:
Playbahnosh wrote:- These aliens are causing a lot of butthurt in Terran space!
- Why, you have Khaak in Uranus?

That's quality right there.

I remember reading that X-Play had a lot of fun with "Kha'ak"...

JackKiller2266 · Post by **JackKiller2266** » Mon, 6. Aug 12, 03:27

they did they also gave the gave a 2/5...... shame on them

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