Universal War one

[khaakbaiter]

BORON BATTLE BYOK RHAPID (HARD RAPIDS)

"Careful bovo vo their right behind us!"
"affirmative Commander..."
"The pegasuis is right behind us!"
"This is paranid yamuntackonbat give up now or else the paranid fleet will arrive and destroy you!"
"This is Dovo lo commander-"
"I do not want to hear your rank you slimy two eyed shelless maja!"
"Boron will tolerat you three eyed scum no more! Prepare for destruction"
*WASP MISSILES DEPLOYED*
"This is yamuntackonbat to paranid fleet I ARGHHHHHHHH"

(ONBOARD ONE OF THE PARANID FLEET CRAFT)
"what's arghhhhhh?"

(back to the two boron)
"paranid are a waste of valuable missiles Bovo vo i think the war will come soon i need to inform Queen atreus immediatley..."

Tethys the underwater planet, Queen atreus is paying a visit and is told of the arrival of two boron who have travelled to tell her what is going on and what they should all do...
"Send them in...."
"your magesty we have just killed a paranid following us but i think the paranid already are angry at us..."

"your magesty the Xaar of all paranid is communicating with us!"
"Onscreen please loro ki"
"Greetings pitiful beings of boron i am the Xaar of the paranid we have knowledge of two of your fleet have attacked one of the parand fleet and killed him!"
"Xaar, we have the two here they say that the ship was following them and say you destroyed the others in the exploration mission..."
"Spies! you send SPIES into the paranid DOMAIN!"
"THIS MEANS WAR!"
"We accept war! The boron war of Byok rhapid will commence!"
"Split hope you have no allies as we fight too..."
"END COMMUNICATION"

"loro ki get me Ban Danna!"
"onscreen your magesty..."

"this is the Argon intelligence service Ban Danna speaking"
"Ban Danna this is Queen atreus we are critically in danger and we need your help! The paranid and Split together have declared war on us... at first i thought it was just paranid we were fighting then the split replied aswell and.... they hoped we have no allies....."
"Well atreus your in luck i recieved a notification from the president of the argon that we are at war with the paranid and we have the perfect man to aid you in the battle! He's called Julian and has the best armada in the universe!"
"The war is taking place in a war scattered sector called Presidents end"
"Julian's whole armade is located there i dont think he'll be happy about uninvited guests...."

TO BE CONTINUED WHEN I HAVE ENOUGH ENTHUSIASM AND KNOWLEDGE OF WHAT TO PUT IN NEXT...

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