As a man child who likes to mess around I always have thing for those secret-y achievements. Last night I couldn't sleep so I decided to brainstorm a bunch of achievements that may or may not be fun to you. A lot of those are pop references.
Who knows, perhaps someday I'll make an actual mod out of this.
So, bored at work? Let's see how many you can get.
1. Very Funny
Change pilot name to "changed later".
2. Backseat Driver
Enslave your passenger or eject him/her in a Xenon sector after he/she complains about you taking too much time.
3. Hello World
4. The Table Has Turned
Destroy a huge ship by bumping it with an M5.
5. Strong Independent Astronaut
Self destruct your starting ship.
6. First Day at the Job
Accept an escort mission then follow the freighter with a non combat ship or an M1/M2.
7. Highfive
Bump an astronaut in your space suit.
8. Painless
Die from running out of oxygen.
9. Highway Robbery
Buy e-cells at 20cr per while your ship doesn't contain enough for one jump.
10. Serve the Servant
Use one of the supply commands on a ship equipped with Supply Command Software.
11. No One can Hear You Scream
Visit a Xenon sector during a "a tour of a life time" mission.
12. A Song of Ice and Fire
Hit a crate of ice with PBG.
13. Doctor without Borders
Hit a Xenon ship with your repair laser.
14. Not the Sharpest Tool
Ask for direction to a shipyard/EQ dock while docking at it.
15. Fly Me to the Moon
Command autopilot to fly to sector the Moon,
16. Robbed Blind
Sell a capital ship in Yaki shipyard.
17. Space Party
Have space weed, space fuel, and at least two passengers in a TP ship.
18. Cleansed
Enter sector Heaven's Assertion with a negative Paranid rep.
19. Shock Treatment
Hit an astronaut with IonD.
20. I Have Detailed Files
Discover all unknown sectors.
21. Transgender
Receive a message that says your female marine has finished training, in which it refers to the marine as "he".
22. Not What I Wanted for Christmas
Have a pilot bail, then destroy the ship anyway.
23. Vomit on His Sweaters
Hold down Q or E for more than 10 seconds.
24. Coming Home
25. Canadian
Apologize to a friendly ship.
26. Friendly Neighborhood
Put your HQ in a Xenon Sector.
27. By the Book
Return an M7 in a return ship mission.
28. Moonwalk
Enter a jump gate from the other side. Because you are just that cool.
29. Antihero
Attempt to destroy the north jump gate in Heretic's End or the south jump gate in Asteroid Belt.
30. Creep
Display an AI piloted ship in both monitors.