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dzhedzho
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You have played XR too long when...

Post by dzhedzho » Tue, 19. Nov 13, 18:38

You expect the lane with more cars on the motorway to be much faster than the empty one.
You start looting the lockers in the change room, and you are surprised that the guard and the owners react.
You are more concerned that you'll get busted when carrying contraband, than nicking "everything that's not nailed down".
You expect people to keep 5-10 bags of fertilizer in their lockers.
When you see an old person, you get the urge to say "show me your wares".
You expect every physically fit female with youthful voice in the bar, to have a grandpa face, and wear a visor.
You expect that everyone in the bar wants to either trade or be hired.
You find it weird, that a guy selling something for half the price, will directly trade with the guy next to him, and won't wait for you to pocket the difference.
You think that every person who asks you to hire someone they know, are doing you a favor.
You expect that you will be complimented on your speech craft, after 2-3 generic sentences.
You find it normal than none of your prospective employees will tell you what they can do, and once you hire them, will do nothing.
You expect that your orders will be ignored and your employees will just follow you instead.
You are worried that your car could get damaged, even when you are staring at it in the garage.

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Post by SunofVich » Tue, 19. Nov 13, 18:51

You climb into a ventilation shaft hoping to find hacker chips or a couple $10 grand.

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Post by dzhedzho » Tue, 19. Nov 13, 19:02

You feel that peripheral vision and turning your head are complicated and boring...

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Post by Theta Sigma » Tue, 19. Nov 13, 19:09

... You have been on X Rebirth for more than 5 minutes.
"If this is your attempt to steal my ship, well, you picked the wrong one. Damn thing doesn't even have a gravidar"

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Post by Kasseopea » Tue, 19. Nov 13, 19:29

When you start thinking its actually good...

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Post by dzhedzho » Tue, 19. Nov 13, 19:40

When you start feeling so miserable and bitter that you lose your sense of humor.

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Post by giacdegiac » Tue, 19. Nov 13, 19:59

When after 15hours of tutorial/campaign you're still understanding 1% of the game but you learnt how to modify save files.

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Post by dubnium » Tue, 19. Nov 13, 20:03

you have played more than 5 hours and thus severely decreased your chances of getting a refund on steam.

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Post by Noimageavaiable » Tue, 19. Nov 13, 20:10

When you actually spent more time in the game than complaining on forums about it :roll:

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Post by Cereal_Killa » Tue, 19. Nov 13, 22:06

Mount and Blade feels like the most amazing sandbox in the world :)

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Post by werewolves? » Tue, 19. Nov 13, 22:08

Cereal_Killa wrote:Mount and Blade feels like the most amazing sandbox in the world :)
You are not sure if serious.

M&B is a brilliant game.

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Post by lyubarskiy » Tue, 19. Nov 13, 22:12

when coding and modding have become second nature but you don't know how to give orders to your ships.

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Post by Luzifer » Tue, 19. Nov 13, 22:14

Getting constipation because your "trade" is bugging :D

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Post by FuryFlex » Tue, 19. Nov 13, 22:16

dubnium wrote:you have played more than 5 hours and thus severely decreased your chances of getting a refund on steam.
The thread title was a huge setup, but this was a better dunk than I was expecting. Well played.
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Post by wwdragon » Tue, 19. Nov 13, 22:17

OP made me laugh. Thanks! :D

Oh yes, Mount & Blade: Warbands is awsome.
Editing posts since long before I remember.

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Post by Cereal_Killa » Tue, 19. Nov 13, 22:25

Actually, I thought that Mount and Blade was rubbish, based on the graphics and controls, but playing it after XR, it just feels so smooth and responsive and immersive.

Even with the rubbish graphics and poor control, it feels like a much better experience than XR.

And it runs at a really good framerate with everything on max.

I'm really enjoying it :D

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