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Gosnell
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Gavrushka
  
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How I wish you'd put this in o/t ... Brilliant find, thank you! 
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Bishop149
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| Posted: Fri, 4. May 12, 14:19 Post subject: |
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- Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
- The plan was simple, like my brother-in-law Phil. But unlike Phil, this plan just might work.
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Those two are actually rather brilliant, give the kids an A+!
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The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn’t. |
Quite blatant plagerism of Douglas Adams!
"The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't"
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Chips
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| Posted: Fri, 4. May 12, 15:24 Post subject: |
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The update at the top gives it away
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| These analogies are the winning entries in a 1999 Washington Post humor contest, and there are more than 25. |
Its like the posts about students answering questions on exam papers. Whilst the original idea was genuine, most are fabricated simply for "Sh*ts and giggles" 
Still, funny is funny 
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cj-spartacus
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| Posted: Fri, 4. May 12, 17:24 Post subject: |
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The one about E. Coli on the Canadian beef had me smiling like a man who recently found out that his ex wife has just eaten some Canadian beef that had E. Coli growing on it.
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IcarusJones
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| Posted: Fri, 4. May 12, 22:05 Post subject: |
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Most of these seem to be the product of artifice rather than being genuine woodnotes.
I have serious doubts about all of them.
Thomas.
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Gosnell
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| Posted: Fri, 4. May 12, 23:55 Post subject: |
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The hailstones leaped from the pavement, just like maggots when you fry them in hot grease.
A potential serial killer i think.
Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.
Either a terrorist or Evil Genius
The young fighter had a hungry look, the kind you get from not eating for a while.
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Scion Drakhar
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dianalesin
Joined: 10 May 2012
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| Posted: Thu, 10. May 12, 11:38 Post subject: |
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Thanks A lot gosnel for that link .
some of sentences given in article are often used in practice and such sentences can build up confidence of a person who have English phobia.
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