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Boron joke

Post by The_Rock » Sat, 11. Oct 03, 21:07

A Split slave brings the Pirate the well cooked Boron fillet steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat.


"Are you crazy?" yelled the Pirate, "with your hand on my fillet?"


"What" answers the Split slave, "You want it to fall on the floor again?"
"How very touching his meaningless death was. But this fight was never for mortals".

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Post by Oldman » Sat, 11. Oct 03, 21:22

:D

Well..... :roll: :D ...lemme see now.... :gruebel: ....yep, i'll give you 7 out of ten for that one Rock.... :lol:


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Post by X-Warrior B AS » Sat, 11. Oct 03, 22:10

Well, it did make me laugh :)

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Post by Marco H. » Sat, 11. Oct 03, 22:53

I've known this joke before, but it made me laugh again :D
Now a joke from me (don't read, if you get sick quickly ;)):

The Split slave brings the Boron fillet with his thumb over the meat.
"Hey, why do you put your thumb over my meat?"
"That's because I have an eczema on my thumb and my doctor said, I should keep it wet..."
"So?! Then put your thumb into your ass!"
"Most time I do, but sometimes I have to serve ..."

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Post by Wargod. » Sat, 11. Oct 03, 23:18

Blasted Boron Haters.

Can't we all go back to wanting to kill the Split again?

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Post by LV » Sat, 11. Oct 03, 23:29

[wastes precious time replying to spamgod]

why when we want to kill them all

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Post by cappedup » Sat, 11. Oct 03, 23:47

Wargod. wrote:Blasted Boron Haters.

Can't we all go back to wanting to kill the Split again?
No the Split are ok, whereas the Boron are rubbish..
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Post by moggy2 » Sun, 12. Oct 03, 02:54

now far beit from me to take sides, but atleast the Boron can build decent ships. You couldn't catch a cold in a scorpion, let alone a slippery fish. :roll:

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Post by pjknibbs » Sun, 12. Oct 03, 08:07

moggy2 wrote:now far beit from me to take sides, but atleast the Boron can build decent ships. You couldn't catch a cold in a scorpion, let alone a slippery fish. :roll:
But why would you want to when you can catch 'em in a Mamba?

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Post by Stealth » Sun, 12. Oct 03, 13:02

VERY good points there. Then again, a Mamba can't shoot down an M3 if you kill its lasers... Lack of Hornets, was it?

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Post by cappedup » Sun, 12. Oct 03, 15:36

Stealth wrote:Lack of Hornets, was it?
Guns too far apart... who knows...!!
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