Well I'll dig this back up again seeing as its all kicking off again.
A summary of recent events for the non-British
Or for those that prefer text. . . .
- Sunday am on Marr, latest Brexit secretary (no idea what #3's name is) gives us a categorical assurance that the Commons vote on Mrs Mays Brexit deal WILL most definitely occur on Tuesday, despite it being obvious to everybody she will lose.
- Monday am: EU court rules that UK can unilaterally cancel Brexit if it wants.
- Monday am: Vote that would "definitely not be cancelled" is cancelled.
- Monday pm: Questions raised whether the PM actually has sufficient remaining parliamentary authority to even cancel the vote
- Monday pm: Labour MP protests the situation
by making of with the Mace, leading the whole UK to simultaneously wonder "WTF is this "mace"? What kind of farce exactly passes for our parliamentary process?"
- Tuesday: Mrs May
fails to exit her own car on way to meet with Merkel, as Brexit continues to provide its own visual metaphors of the highest quality.
- Wednesday am: Tory party trigger vote of no confidence in the PM.
Prediction: She will almost certainly win the vote making this little more than a Tory brexiteer temper tantrum. They are already pissed off that the vote has been sheduled for tonight rather than being dragged out for a week.
I suspect that the political game now being played by Reese-Mogg and his ilk is to try and waste as much of the remaining time before the March deadline as possible with pointless leadership drama in an effort to make "No Deal" happen by default.
Whilst obviously objectively terrible and rage inducing, I also confess to a certain amount of "Some men just want to watch the world burn" in relation to watching this ongoing trashfire unfold.
Edit: Joke so obvious that I have now seen it being made four times independently:
The Tories voted to choose their leader in 2016, but those in favour of Brexit have decided today, on the basis of updated information, that they don't like the outcome of that vote after all and want to have another one. Imagine!/quote]
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