Bad X-Themed Jokes

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Bad X-Themed Jokes

Post by Tranxalive » Thu, 6. Apr 23, 21:34

I thought of a few (terrible, but still hilarious) jokes that are X-Themed, and made me laugh. I've only thought of Teladi themed ones though, but here they are:

Joke: "What do you call a Teladi Stand-Up Comedy?"
Punchline: "Funny Business!"

Joke: "Why did the Teladi go to the Movie Theater?"
Punchline: "To see the Credits!"

That's all for now. :)
If anyone thinks of something, please share it. :D

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Re: Bad X-Themed Jokes

Post by Alan Phipps » Thu, 6. Apr 23, 23:27

Why do Paranid have trouble deciding how to deal with problems? They usually have 3 different ways of looking at them.

Why did Jason find the price of his Argon ship far too high? He wasn't expecting all those Argon noughts to follow.

What do you call someone with no sense of humour? A Split personality.

How do you know when a Teladi wants your credits? When they're green with envy.

Why do female Terran pilots always roll and pitch (rather than yaw) to turn their fighter? You try operating rudder pedals in a tight skirt!

Why would the Xenon never conquer the Earth? There aren't enough Tesla charging stations.
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Re: Bad X-Themed Jokes

Post by Tranxalive » Sat, 8. Apr 23, 06:36

Hmm… I just thought of a few more.

Joke: Why are Boron Martial Artists the best?
Punchline: They’re very familiar with BoFu.

Joke: Why don’t the ATF produce any more Battleships?
Punchline: Giant Lasers are Asgard as it gets!

Joke: Why did the Ancients shut down a gate?
Punchline: It could’ve let in a craft!

Joke: Why did the former Terrans erase their archives?
Punchline: Their hopes for Earth Argon.

Joke: Why does nobody ask Odysseus’s for directions?
Punchline: “YOU DARE ASK INFORMATION?!?!? DO BE CAREFUL NOT TO OFFEND PARANID!!!!!” (I’m sorry. Not really. :D )

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Re: Bad X-Themed Jokes

Post by Tranxalive » Wed, 14. Jun 23, 22:02

Hmm. I just thought of a good one. :)

Joke: What’s a Split’s favorite Game Show?
Punchline: Family Feud.

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Re: Bad X-Themed Jokes

Post by X-fryer » Sun, 16. Jul 23, 11:25

This is really terrible, but popped to mind reading this thread.

Q. What do you call an embarrassed Boron?
A. Bo'red.

And another,possibly worse one.

Q. Why are the Split always at war with each other?
A. They're schizophrenic

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