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Posted: Tue, 3. Dec 13, 22:55
by vahadar
master of irony :lol:

Posted: Thu, 5. Dec 13, 14:01
by Lyth
lol, I liked that. :)

Posted: Thu, 5. Dec 13, 15:18
by mbar
That was a fun read. :D

Posted: Thu, 5. Dec 13, 15:49
by Depechenova
Yawn!

Posted: Thu, 5. Dec 13, 16:35
by wwdragon
OP made me laugh. :lol:

The sad thing is it's all true. :roll:

Posted: Fri, 6. Dec 13, 02:50
by hisazul
Now if every self proclaimed "major" reviewer had 10% of your ability to compare(forget wit/humor/ability to stay on ****** subject and not rave about their problems)... reviews might actually be worth reading and not just wiping my rear engines with them.

Posted: Fri, 6. Dec 13, 03:28
by przybyla2
lotsa funny there. lotsa true there as well.

Posted: Fri, 6. Dec 13, 07:51
by WeriTis
przybyla2 wrote:lotsa funny there. lotsa true there as well.
which makes it ki9nda lotsa sad in the end. Great work by the OP.

Posted: Fri, 6. Dec 13, 18:35
by (Bronze)
Great story. You express a lot of the same feelings I have towards the game. Here's to hoping it does get better :headbang:

Posted: Wed, 11. Dec 13, 08:47
by Wilson1133
This is amazing.

Give this man a medal....And a voice acting and animation team.

Posted: Wed, 11. Dec 13, 21:36
by veelad
Even tho I am enjoying Rebirth, this posting put a huge grin on my face, probably the best "critique" on the whole forum, very well done indeed :D :D :D

Posted: Wed, 11. Dec 13, 22:20
by anton77
I'm new to the x games and right now from read this story I feel like a got the wrong game.I should have got X3 instead.
I have not been happy with X Rebirth from Nov 15 and I never played any othere X game to date.
What X game is good I need something better that X rebirth but something update?

Posted: Wed, 11. Dec 13, 22:27
by pr0nflakes
anton77 wrote:I'm new to the x games and right now from read this story I feel like a got the wrong game.I should have got X3 instead.
I have not been happy with X Rebirth from Nov 15 and I never played any othere X game to date.
What X game is good I need something better that X rebirth but something update?
X3: Albion Prelude

*Requires the base game X3: Terran Conflict

Posted: Wed, 11. Dec 13, 22:39
by anton77
pr0nflakes wrote:
anton77 wrote:I'm new to the x games and right now from read this story I feel like a got the wrong game.I should have got X3 instead.
I have not been happy with X Rebirth from Nov 15 and I never played any othere X game to date.
What X game is good I need something better that X rebirth but something update?
X3: Albion Prelude

*Requires the base game X3: Terran Conflict
Thanks I be dropping X Rebirth this weekend.Im sure I can pick up X3: Albion Prelude and X3: Terran Conflict at a good price now.
I hopes its better that X Rebirth?

Posted: Thu, 12. Dec 13, 00:52
by BugMeister
[MESSAGE..]

[- from Moo Kye's Revenge:]

- magic!! :fg:

Posted: Thu, 12. Dec 13, 00:58
by Erqco
Please do a longest version!!! :lol:

Posted: Thu, 12. Dec 13, 01:12
by kuplo
Great story telling. I actually felt like I was there with you, unlike I feel in the Rebirth universe unfortunately.

Hoping there will be a next segment to this story.

Posted: Thu, 12. Dec 13, 01:19
by rpek32
anton77 wrote: Thanks I be dropping X Rebirth this weekend.Im sure I can pick up X3: Albion Prelude and X3: Terran Conflict at a good price now.
I hopes its better that X Rebirth?
personally for me- yes. you can check the X3 Terran War pack, or X3 Goldbox

Posted: Thu, 19. Dec 13, 20:16
by harold5187
Hey Thommohawk, great read, your a good writer... I love to write as well.

You have a talent for humor, and if I had a video game company of my own, I'd surely hire you to add humor to the game... Humor is very important, in games, and in game manuals.

I was working on a video game ideal for based on the Aliens universe, called, "Aliens: Evoluton", and I included a lot of humor in that ideal..

You know you can hire marines in the X games... You can hire personnel in my game as well, but instead of just a boring menu, where you press buttons to hire them, I would include an advertisement for the position, one of them was for a Marine, and a Colonist...

For the Marine Advertisement I said something like..

"Travel to strange exotic places never before seen UP CLOSE; Be the best of WHAT WE HAVE LEFT"... just an excerpt

And for the Colonist...
"...indigenous native life forms, take one home through our special "Adopt A Homeless Alien" program, he will love you to death!"

I did an advertisement for Weyland Yutani as well...

"Building A Better World starts with a Better YOU!"

Anyway, if you are interested in reading any of it, I can provide it to you...

Great job on the post... keep up the writing...

Posted: Sun, 21. Dec 14, 17:04
by Commodore MJ Fire
Version 3.1 out now... :D :D :D
greetings, MJ Fire